Nice. Use these Spiderweb Cupcake Wrappers to make your cupcakes extra scary. They are very cool. You know what would be not so cool? If you bite into that cupcake and a million baby spiders rush out of it and your mouth. You’re welcome for that image. Glad I could make you lose your lunch. These are great for parties, Halloween, or those nights when Spider-Man comes to dinner. I have spiderweb cupcakes sometimes, but that’s only cuz I leave them out and the spiders wrap them up. I really need to clean and dust some year.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Should Be Official – Fifty Shades of Grey LEGO Set
Toys sure have changed since I was a kid. This custom Fifty Shades of Grey LEGO set comes with two mini figures. Also a whip, handcuffs and restraints. Kids these days.
Skeleton Party Hand Glasses For Ghoulish Get Togethers
Need a hand? A skeleton hand? How about a dozen skeleton hands? These Skeleton Party Hand Glasses are to die for. Perfect for haunted house parties and ghoulish get-togethers. Raise a toast. To skeleton hands raising a toast. I gotta hand it to them, these are some great glasses. Very handy in the kitchen. Now if only I could get some skeleton hands to wash them afterwards. Am I right? Say, why do they call it raising a toast when toast isn’t involved? We should probably be slapping pieces of toast together, which is very unsanitary.
Ouija Board Cup and Saucer Candle
Do you want one sugar or two in your tea? Oh forget it, this is a Ouija Board Cup and Saucer Candle. There’s nothing but wax inside. Oh well. As my former karate instructor Mr. Miyagi used to say, “wax on, wax off”. Admittedly, I only ever mastered the second part, which is why only one of my arms is ripped. Anywho, this Ouija Board combo will light up your room nicely AND let you commute with the dead. I mean commune. As in talk to them. Not travel to work them every morning. Although have you seen some of these people? Damn, talk about working stiffs. They are the walking dead.
Creepy Red and Blue Skull Mason Jar Mugs
These Skull Mason Jar Mugs are awesome. You get a red and a blue one with a straw. You can use whichever one feels right. Today is a blue skull kind of day, so I’m using the blue skull mug, tomorrow is a red skull kind of day. After that? well, admittedly I’m screwed after that cuz they only give you the two colors. Which look badass by the way. I think I’m gonna need some ice cubes that look like eyeballs. That is gonna look so awesome.