These Skull Mason Jar Mugs are awesome. You get a red and a blue one with a straw. You can use whichever one feels right. Today is a blue skull kind of day, so I’m using the blue skull mug, tomorrow is a red skull kind of day. After that? well, admittedly I’m screwed after that cuz they only give you the two colors. Which look badass by the way. I think I’m gonna need some ice cubes that look like eyeballs. That is gonna look so awesome.
Tag: blue
Blue Tentacle Plant: Plush Potted Tentacles
You don’t need a green thumb or even a sliver of Cthulhu’s DNA to grow a potted tentacle. Just display this Blue Tentacle Plant in your home. It’s that easy. Pfft! Tentacles are for suckers! Get it?
I’m gonna get several and give them all instruments. I’m calling it the Blue Tentacle Group. Man I wish I knew how to garden. I always thought “potted” plants were just plants inhaling pot smoke. This one looks like it took some LSD.
Gotta go and practice with the band. Laterz.
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Behold The Creepicorn
This ham-fisted, smurf colored cherub of doom either tripped and got an ice cream cone stuck in his head or is part unicorn. If those huge hands with their well manicured nails get a hold of you, it’s game over man.
Frame this fine art print up and creep up your living space for $20-$50. I wouldn’t put it by the bed, unless you like laying awake at night, shivering in fear.