If you don’t like these Brain Scan Leggings, you need your brain examined. You at least need a cat scan. Then once we are certain you aren’t a cat, we will examine you more and find out what your malfunction is. These are perfect, cuz if you have nice legs, my brain is always on your thighs anyway. So that’s my brain right there times like 40. It’s okay cuz I’m a neurologist. Cuz I’m neurotic.
Category: Medical
Anatomical Heart Nightlight
Have a heart. On your wall. This Anatomical Heart Nightlight will fill your room with the light of a beating heart. I don’t know. I would have a heart time sleeping with this in my room. Think about this: If you are on house arrest and you have this nightlight in your home, are you also on cardiac arrest? Let that sink in while your room is bathed in the red blood glow.
I think I would have to buy 2 so I could put them on opposite walls and let them have a heart to heart.
Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs
Do you have a stuffed animal who is in need of immediate surgery and needs every organ transplanted? Thank God for this Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs. Now you can give your plush animals new life. Or you can just hang this entire set on your wall or something. Basically we are talking plush guts here. An entire torso worth of ’em. It’s all anatomically correct. I have to take their word for that cuz I’m not a stuffed animal doctor.
This is pretty cool and all, but what I really need is a replacement wiener for a Teddy Bear cuz mine didn’t come with one for some reason.
3D Anatomical Brain Necklace – 50 Shades Of Gray Matter
Brains! Brains! It’s what zombies and scarecrows on yellow brick roads crave! This 3D Anatomical Brain Necklace makes quite the fashion statement. If you have any brains at all, you know that. I can feel my neural pathways opening up just looking at it. I is smart! What? You don’t think so? Shut up or I’ll brain ya, ya numbskull! My IQ is 190 over 100. Wait, that’s my blood pressure. I think I may be in a coma and not even typing this at all. I’ll get back to you on that as soon as I’m sure I’m in my body.
Feel so weightless. rising toward the light. Wow. Pretty fluffy clouds and sexy women playing harps. Those gates are very pearly. I wonder if they sell dirty mags in there. Uh-oh. Falling. Falling fast. Getting hot real quick!
Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet
Through its clever use of dental related hieroglyphics, this Tooth Fairy Anatomical Teeth Bracelet tell the story of the tooth fairy. I think. It could be a horror story about a lonely dentist with two weeks to live and nothing to lose. I have to research it more. But it has teeth all over it. I know that much. It’s enough to make you bi-cuspid curious right?
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