Two British athletes starring on a reality show are claiming that a sex ghost is haunting their hotel rooms. British paralympian Kadeena Cox and retired rugby star Gareth Thomas are two of the celebrities competing on “The Jump”. I know, I never heard of it either. Famous people compete in snow sports and jump things. Or something. But shizz got real. During the episode, Cox reportedly asked for a new room after being sexually violated by a ghost. Excuse me for 5 minutes while I giggle at the name. Cox! Hahahahha. Okay, I’m back.
Anyway, Cox “was penetrated” by a ghost.
“She had a ghost going in and out of her. She had a sleep thing,” he said, according to the Sun. “She wishes it were a person… It was going in and out of her body.”
Sounds like you have a serious case of disembodied ghost weiner. Who ya gonna call? Seriously, I’m guessing it is a case of sleep-wanking, pure and simple. Happens to me a lot. Sometimes you don’t remember. Sometimes it is a ghost and they never call you back. Or they get too clingy and get in bed every night for a week, until you say you have a headache. I don’t know why I waited a week, okay? That’s not the point.
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Residents of an Indian village are living in fear thanks to dozens of giant alien footprints. They were found on Sunday morning after villagers heard something breathing heavily and lurking in their backyards during the night. Usually that’s just me coming home from the bar, looking for a good hole to puke in, but nope, wasn’t me this time. During the day, they found between twenty and thirty massive footprints with a stride of up to three feet. Women and children are remaining indoors out of fear.
