Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies

Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies
Check out these Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies with awesome horror packaging. These limited edition flavors are scary delicious. You know what the most horrifying Oreo cookie is? That one that fell on the floor, but you ate it anyway, then a few minutes later, you had to pick cat hair and dirt off your tongue. It’s gross but, “The cookie compels you!” True dat! True dat!
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Framed Human Prosthetic Eyes

Framed Human Prosthetic Eyes
Serial Killer art is so…what’s the word I’m looking for? “It puts the lotion on!” These Framed Human Prosthetic Eyes will follow you around the room. Maybe even undress you with their eyes. Then gawk some more. Ewwwww! There are four pairs of eyes, all sizing you up. I don’t know what’s more disturbing the fact that this is a set of four eyes in a frame, or the fact that they all share the same skin. They should really all be looking at each other and forming an escape plan. Not that eyes can escape. If they could, my eyes would have bugged out when I first saw this thing.

Batman and Superman Drawn As Living Nightmares

Batman and Superman Drawn As Living Nightmares
Saggy Town sells these freakish and demented artworks that show characters like Batman and Superman all messed up and grotesque. *Singing in a robot voice* Won’t you take me too…Saggy Town? Won’t you take me to Saggy Town? do do do do do – do do do do do! Hell, if you wanna go to saggy town you better try over the river and through the woods, to my grandmother’s house you go. That’s Saggy Town. Trust me, it’s like two lemons hanging at her belt. Her home is also Funky Town due to the old people smell.

Anyway, click through for Batman and Supes inhabiting the same body and being generally fugly.
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Anatomical Illustrations Of Japanese Monsters

Anatomical Illustrations Of Japanese Monsters
You think the US has a monster problem with stuff like Bigfoot, Mothman, The Jersey Devil and the rest of the assorted monstrosities? What we have is child’s play compared to Japan.

That’s why in 1960, manga artist Shigeru Mizuki illustrated anatomical versions of over 80 monstrous members of the yōkai—a group of monsters who inhabit the countryside of Japan. Cuz if you know their insides, you know how to deal sweet death to them and save your village. Pretty smart.

Below are a few examples. You can check out more here.
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Ladies of Horror Art Print Set

Ladies of Horror Art Print Set
Time for some ladies of horror. And I’m not just talking about a meeting with my ex wives. That’s scheduled for lunch. I’m talking about this cool Ladies of Horror Art Print Set. Hmmmm. You know, they kinda all look like my ex wives. Except that these art prints are not yelling at me and screaming. This pleases me. I may just hang these on the wall and pretend I’m still married to them all like a nutty horror-mormon. They are so much easier to live with now. I think we’ll all be very happy.
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