With this Human Tongue Ring, I thee wed. Maybe it should be, I thee wet. Cuz it’s a tongue. And wet. Tongue me, baby. Tongue my finger. Is it made of tongue-sten? I have no idea. Everyone is going to notice this ring. Cuz people are a bunch of licky-lous who can’t mind their own business.
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Gross Human Anatomy Earrings
Is that a brain on your ear or are you just happy to see me? Hey, is that a liver spot? Right there, on your ear. That’s a liver alright. By the way, nice set of uteruses on your ears. Or is it uteri? I have no idea. I just know that these Human Anatomy Earrings come in brain, liver, pancreas, uterus, kidneys, lungs hearts and more. Wear your insides on your outside with pride.
This Classy iPhone Case Puts Skulls On All 4 Corners
This iPhone Case is classy AF. It puts skulls on all 4 corners of your phone. This is awesome since most phone cases are boring and plain. This case is comprised of four aircraft-grade aluminum components that attach to the corners of your iPhone. It protects your phone from impact and elevates it to a classy piece of art. I love it. These skulls are really good looking. This is going to impress all of your friends.
Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant
I’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your fetus around your neck is a new one to me. Meet the Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant. I guess fetal fashion is all the rage. Do you like it? If so, that may be a case of fetal attraction. Love that movie. Stay true to the cause and wear it with pride, knowing that our enemies will never de-fetus.
Is that dude making the Home Alone face? I think it is.
Raven High Heels
There’s something sexy about these Raven High Heels. I know you feel the same way cuz we’re birds of a feather. People are raven about these shoes. High heels are murder on your feet and a bunch of ravens is a murder so it’s perfect. Or is it a murder of crows? I have no idea. But these are sexy.