I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wondered what it would look like if a bat tried to choke me out. Now I know. This Bat Wing Choker Collar is the coolest collar ever. All dress shirts should have bat collars. It’s hauntingly fashionable. I hope there’s no bat head in back, biting your neck. It would be awesome if the wings flapped for air conditioning.
Tag: accessory
Leather and Copper Skull Bracelets
Oh yeah! Look at them bad-ass skulls. These Leather and Copper Skull Bracelets are awesome. No bones about it. These here are some stylish skulls. The centerpiece is a copper skull with a braided leather cord. These come in black or dark brown with an adjustable sliding knot closure for a good fit. Is it cool if I wear these all up and down both arms Mad Max style? I’ll let you know how that goes.
Bird Skull Rings
My skull is going all whirlybird over these cool creeptastic Bird Skull Rings. Remember a bird on the finger is worth two in the bush, but giving a guy the bird from within a bush is a safe way to flip someone off. But giving a lady the bird in a bush is often considered obscene, even if from within concealment. I’m going magpie for these rings. I’m crowing about ’em everywhere. I’m Raven. I’m paying for one with my card-in-all. Get it? Credit card, but like the bird? I crack myself up, but never pigeon-hole myself. That sounds dirty.
Wood Alien Necklace
This Wood Alien Necklace is a classy way to show that you are a true believer. Whether you’re ready to get abducted and butt-hurt or just have an open mind, this is a classy wood alien right here. Legend says that anyone wearing this necklace will be safe from intergalactic weirdos, but I have a feeling they’ll just sign it on the back, get on with the butt-work and then put you back in bed as usual.
Real Flower Skull Necklaces
Ohhhhhh pretty. I need these Real Flower Skull Necklaces like I need a flower growing out of my head. These necklaces are made with mixtures of natural wildflowers, moss, and lichen, all encased in clear eco resin. Each is unique. It’s all the flower power of the 60s with some very nice Goth sensibilities and with just a hint of the macabre. They are hypnotizing, mesmerizing and… I ran out of cool things to rhyme.