This Posable Crocodile Doll is creepy and awesome. I’m thinking about getting it so I have a buddy that I can do the Crocodile Rock with and we can shed crocodile tears together as we bitch about what a crock it all is. Is it a baby? An adult? I have no idea, but it looks hungry. He needs some Crocks for his feet. That seems appropriate. Anyway, later alligators, after while crocodiles. I can’t look at it anymore.
Tag: alligator
Weird Alligator Taxidermy Dolls
Damn, that’s one ugly chick. These Weird Alligator Taxidermy Dolls from OddlyUniqueCreations is fugly. And I thought I was gator bait. Reminds me of that blind date my friend set me up on. She looked just like this. Gave me Er-reptile dysfunction for like a week. I was all like, “See ya later alligator” and “after while crocodile.” I might have also told her that I would need some pretty strong gator-aid to take her home. *shudders* Not gonna lie. I downed some strong gator-aid and bumped nasties with her. She sure knew how to spin a guy around in bed so it feels like your drowning. I lost an arm that night. Never called her back. She was the one that got away. Sure, I set traps, called in Steve Irwin… Wasn’t meant to be.
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Gator Veil: Worn On The Bayou, Lord, Lord
Damn! I had no idea that the next Mad Max was being filmed in the swamp. Calling it now! Gatordome! Two gators enter, one gator leaves. And there’s a tailgater outside. Seriously that’s a croc.
I’ll tell ya what’s not a croc. This veil. This Gator veil can be worn to swampland funerals and Bayou barbecues, but don’t wear it to Louisiana lunches, cause Louisiana lunches only have one thing they’re serving up. That’d be you gator-bait!
Later alligators, after while Tetris tile.
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