Monster Pencil Holders

monster pen holder
These pencil holders from Morgan’s Mutations will make your desk a terrifying place. But at least your pencils will be organized and stabbed into the heads of these grotesque monstrosities. The ones with the long tongues are especially scary. Get your number 2 pencils and your nightmares ready!

Use it to hold pencils, pens, anything that needs tidying up on your desk. It will also store and feed off of your fear, but I think that’s pretty obvious. These are great if you have a pen thief in the office. They won’t have the guts to reach for one now. You might even put a fake bitten off finger in there as a warning.
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Gator Veil: Worn On The Bayou, Lord, Lord

gator veilDamn! I had no idea that the next Mad Max was being filmed in the swamp. Calling it now! Gatordome! Two gators enter, one gator leaves. And there’s a tailgater outside. Seriously that’s a croc.

I’ll tell ya what’s not a croc. This veil. This Gator veil can be worn to swampland funerals and Bayou barbecues, but don’t wear it to Louisiana lunches, cause Louisiana lunches only have one thing they’re serving up. That’d be you gator-bait!

Later alligators, after while Tetris tile.
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Twisty the Clown Hard Replica Mask

american horror clown mask
This handmade Twisty The Clown mask will let you cosplay as that lovable serial killing kook from this year’s American Horror Story. Everybody’s like, “He’s just misunderstood…blah blah blah…Isn’t Jessica Lange just brilliant?”

Fun fact about Twisty. He earned his name in the bread factories of 1950s America, where he was responsible for tying the bag off with twist ties. During his early clown days he would make animals out of twist ties and hand them to little children who would prick their fingers and bleed, before ingesting them to create jobs for the local hospitals.
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Sharkini Sexy Shark Costume / Bathing Suit

sharkiniIf you can’t beat them, join them. In other words, we all know you are going to be bitten by a shark if you swim in the ocean, so you may as well wear a bikini with a shark bite taken out of it already. Makes sense. Maybe the sharks will leave you alone. No one likes leftovers.

Anyway, that’s what the sharkini is all about. Beating sharks at their own game. Those prehistoric toothy bastards scare me to death. Maybe I can use the sharkini to take a swim safely too. Nah. That would be a whale in shark’s clothing. Know what I’m sayin’? No? *sigh* Basically I’m fat and like comics. Happy now? For the record, I’m just big boned. Like fossils from the Jurassic period big. What of it?

Hey, check out that sharkini model. Can’t blame the shark for takin’ a bite outta that. Am I right?
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