What the? What’s all that up in your junk? Looks like the souls of a hundred dead skulls. These Men’s Boxer Shorts have skulls everywhere. Some are on your junk, some are looking at your junk, some seem to be biting at your junk, others look on admiringly. Now this is a real man’s pair of boxer shorts. These will get the party started when you drop your drawers for sexy time.
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Sound Activated Haunted Talking Doll
This Haunted Talking Doll is real freakfest. Like Freakfest 2017. Get your tickets and enjoy the show. This sound activated doll says things like “Come play with me.” or “I’m watching you.” or “You drop me and I broke and that made me angry.” My advice is, don’t make it angry. It will haunt you, your life and your dreams. Have fun with that.
It looks like it spent the last 200 years in a haunted house and now it will make your house haunted. Not as bad as this though.
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Ouija Board Playing Cards – Deal In The Dead
Deal in the dead and get ready for a night of high stakes poker. High stakes as in, you better be careful that you don’t summon the dead with that royal flush. These Ouija Board Playing Cards are all kinds of spooky and awesome. I’m gonna gather 52 friends (One for each card) and get 52 tiny little planchettes and it’s gonna get lit up in here. Biggest seance in history. Call the Guinness Book of World Records. Call the Ghostbusters.
Set of 4 Skeleton and Bones Wine Goblets
I said pour some wine in one of these Bones Wine Goblets, so’s I can down it in my own skull bartender, or so help me I will jump over this bar and lay the smack down. Sorry. You’re a Diva when I don’t drink. Here have a Snickers- *Jumps the bar and slaps the bartender senseless. Drinks.* That’s better. *Looks down at the unconscious bartender with the smushed snickers in his mouth* You have a snickers. *Tosses tip on him and leaves.*
No actual bartenders were hurt during this blog post. I just hate that commercial. Check out these Zombie Goblets too.
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Cool and Cute Day of the Dead Corkscrew
Check out this Day of the Dead Corkscrew, looking like it’s about to do a cranekick, with it’s arms all out. A corkscrew like this makes it worthwhile getting drunk alone, while you color in your adult coloring book. I usually pass out with crayons in hand, and wine glass tipped over so everything is colored red. That’s my method. Seriously, that is one sexy corkscrew. He’s adorable! Hey, anyone that opens wine for me without drinking some is awesome.
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