Large Felt Anatomy Play Set – 17 Pieces

Large Felt Anatomy Play Set
Sure, this Large Felt Anatomy Play Set is probably made for kids, but I’m pretty confident it will work on someone with my IQ too. Maybe I can use it to figure out why everything in my body hurts right now. Thanks flu! You get a board and 16 felt organs. Those are some nice quality organs too. Nice attention to detail. The only thing missing is a felt piece of poo to move through the colon. You know, to make it interactive. It would also replicate my current experience over the past 48 hours.

Anatomy Pocket Notebooks – Set Of 4

Anatomy Pocket Notebook
I love these Anatomy Pocket Notebooks cuz I can put my heart in my pocket, along with my bones, my lungs. Carrying a pocket book doesn’t make me any less of a man does it? Nope, your two inch weenie is what makes you less of a man. How dare you! It’s called shrinkage. I had just gotten out of the pool. A pool of my own pee, but still. I have a weak bladder. Anyway, these anatomy books are awesome. They have anatomy and guts and stuff.

Cute and Glittery Skeleton Rabbit Enamel Pin

Cute and Glittery Skeleton Rabbit Enamel Pin
Leaping skeletal rabbits! What have we hare? I mean here. It’s a Cute and Glittery Skeleton Rabbit Enamel Pin. Reminds me of that time I saw an army of these things coming at me. It was the war of the Nyquil Overdose. I won, but barely and eventually woke up sweating and shaking under the couch, wearing a colander for a helmet with an ear of corn in my gun holster. I still have nightmares.

Still though, cute pin.

Human Heart Transplant Necklace or Brooch

Human Heart Transplant Necklace or Brooch
Have a heart guys. No really, have a heart. Like this cool Human Heart Transplant Necklace or Brooch. You can even wear your heart on your sleeve if you want. Each heart is handmade and unique. Man, I love anatomy. Keeps me alive, ya know? The seller has brains too, but I’m more a tin-man type and not a scarecrow, so I’ll get me one of these hearts. I really heart it. Yeah, that’s what I said. Are you heart of hearing?

Looking Bad To The Bone – X-Ray Leggings

X-Ray Leggings
Well, I was going to make a crude comment about an exam, but since everything is right there for everyone to see, I guess that won’t be necessary. Instead, I’ll just say that you have a nice pelvis and those X-Ray Leggings don’t give you a hint of Pelvis-toe, which is refreshing. Good job. You are looking good in the neighborhood sister!
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