You know what they say. After Taco Tuesday and the impending explosion in your porcelain throne which follows, you better get kraken and wipe your kraken. This Kraken Toilet Paper Holder will help. He’s got 8 tentacles to hold that precious TP. Don’t be an octo-puss, hang this by the toilet.
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Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set
We know it, you know it, we both know it. Let’s just say it together. Bigfoot exists! Okay, don’t quote us on that. But keep the hope alive with this Bigfoot bathroom towel set for your bathroom! They’re available in two sizes. The towels come prewashed to reduce shrinkage. You can buy a 6-piece set, which comes with 2 large bath towels, 2 hand towels, and 2 washcloths (not embroidered), or you can get the smaller, 3-piece set that comes with 1 large bath towel, 1 hand towel, and 1 washcloth (not embroidered). No matter what your friends and family say, we’re on your side! Long live Bigfoot!
Ouija Board Soap
Are you the person that always suggests the exorcism movies on October nights? Do you like to hold seances in the tub? This Ouija Board soap won’t bring out your inner demon, but it will help keep you squeaky clean! These unique, handmade soap bars are shaped appropriately and come with a huge variety of scents. They’re made of Olive Oil Glycerin Soap, Glycerin, Fragrance, Essential Oils, and Mica. The most popular scents are Dragon’s Blood, Dirt, Fire Side, and Sandalwood, but there are about 20+ scents that you can choose from. The soap comes in two pieces: the board and the planchette. So if your heart desires, you can communicate with spirits right from your bathtub and lather up at the same time. Not recommended. Too soapy and scary.
Human Anatomy Shower Curtain – Why Not?
This Human Anatomy Shower Curtain will shower you with knowledge of the human body. See what I did there? Basically just undress your own anatomy from your clothing and stand there naked while learning about yourself. Then get in the shower and have some fun with yourself. And by that, I mean get clean. Get your mind out of the gutter. Now you know all there is to know about your body while showering, so if you poop or pee in there, you’ll know what’s going on inside as it’s happening. Not that I condone that.
The Mighty Kraken Toilet Paper Holder
Wipe your Kraken with some help from this Kraken Toilet Paper Holder. I’m not saying he’s gonna use each of his eight tentacles to get your butt as clean as it’s ever been, though that would be refreshing, but I am saying that he’s gonna always be there to offer you some fresh TP when you need it most.And if he ever fails you, it’s your fault cuz you forgot to replace the toilet paper.