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Weregirl Shaves Face and Body, Gets A Husband

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Weregirl Shaves Face and Body, Gets A Husband
Every wolf girl needs a wolf man and this hairy beast is no different. A teenage girl who has been crowned the world’s hairiest child has started shaving and guess what? This helped land her a husband. 17 year old Sumatra Susuphan, from Bangkok, Thailand, was born with Ambras syndrome — an extremely rare condition also known as “werewolf syndrome.” She’s got hair. Lots and lots of hair.

Really nothing to report here, except for the fact that shaving has lead to a husband. And I’m pretty sure his name is Sasquatch. Seriously though, good for her. I’m digging those bangs. Which is also what her husband said after the honeymoon. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

via NYPost

These Spider Socks Are Making Me Itchy

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These Spider Socks Are Making Me Itchy
Spider Socks. Directed by Quentin Tarantula-Tarantino. A horror double feature for your feet, without all of the gratuitous violence of his other movies. Just looking at these socks is making me itchy. I keep looking at my feet. All clear so far. No land-crabs in sight. I gotta stop being so paranoid. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that spiders aren’t out to get you. Get you and bite you. Rub their hairy creepy legs all over your skin… Yeah, I’m not sleeping tonight.

Quantum Healing Hypnosis Session Reveals Woman’s Past Life As Bigfoot

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Life-Sized Bigfoot Statue
So this woman is getting a past life regression using what is known as Quantum Healing Hypnosis. The fun starts at about 3:45 when she notices that she has big feet. Big hairy feet. Yep. She was a Bigfoot in a past life. This whole session is pretty hilarious. I’ll be honest, I didn’t listen to the whole thing, but I’m coming back to it later cuz I want to live vicariously through her as she describes what it’s like to take a bigfoot dump and wipe yourself with a rabbit who was running by.

https://youtu.be/v1TVbQ_JWlM

Fork Used By The Donner Party

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Fork Used By The Donner Party
Pro tip: Always keep your ears clean and listen carefully. I once thought I was invited to a dinner party, but that wasn’t the deal. Ohhhhh. You said Donner party. What’s that? Oh really? Cool. I just remembered I have to to go now… Luckily I wasn’t the main course that night.

Anyway, if you want a special keepsake from the actual Donner party, you can buy this fork. It is said to be a fork used at the actual feast that night. Seems legit to me. Some guy snuck onto the actual site where the deed occurred and used a metal detector to find utensil. The glass should probably read, “Break in case of extreme hunger.”

10 Foot Tall Female Aliens Caught On Camera In The Kremlin

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10 Foot Tall Female Aliens Caught On Camera In The Kremlin
This is supposedly 2 female aliens in the Kremlin back entrance. Seems legit to me. Tall pinkish/purplish aliens always wear stripper shoes when infiltrating Earth’s various governments. It is known. How do you think they hypnotise our leaders? On the pole. That’s how.
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