These Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps are all puffed up and spiky cuz these guys are the porcupines of the sea. Well, now you can light up your home with them. Hopefully without these things stabbing you as you hang them up. Hey, if your carpet isn’t a puddle of blood and if you haven’t lost an eye while redecorating, your lamps just aren’t cool enough. Pretty cool though. Just have an emergency professional handy when these arrive. And whatever you do, don’t sit on them by accident while having your coffee.
Tag: bizarre
4 Malformed Fetal Skeleton Specimens
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…4 Malformed Fetal Skeleton Specimens. (And she wonders why I divorced her.) Or as I like to call them, Teenage Mutant Ninja Fetuses. You see that dude in the glass ball/lens thing there? Yeah, these guys are summoning him to be their next sacrifice, after which they will have a movie deal, appear in some video games and then abuse drugs and fade into obscurity.
Guy Gets His Head Stuck in Cement-Filled Microwave
This guys Darwin award is in the mail. So this guy gets his head stuck in a cement filled microwave because YouTube. Before he could remove himself from the gene-pool some rescue workers arrived and took an hour to free him. I’m guessing they just took a hammer and a chisel and broke his head free. Adding insult to injury, their final whack at the concrete probably hit him in the head.
Final thoughts:
Some people just have a hard head.
Way to cement your place in idiot history.
What a blockhead.
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Coke Mouse Taxidermy – Coke Not Included
So this happened. No wonder I can’t catch these little bastards. They’re all coked up, stealing our dollar bills to get it in their little nostrils. This Coke Mouse Taxidermy is a peek inside of the hidden world of rodent drug use. These guys have it so bad they are even willing to trade their bits of cheese and cracker crumbs that they scavenge for coke, procured from the mice of drug lord’s homes, who will gladly trade blow for snacks. It’s sad.
Krampus Christmas Wreaths – Deck The Halls With Krampus
Krampus is making a list. He’s checking it twice. He knows which kids he’s gonna slice and dice. These Krampus Christmas Wreaths will look great on your door or in your home. Ditch Santa this year and celebrate with Krampus. Or maybe hedge your bets and celebrate with both, cuz I wouldn’t want to piss Santa off. Etsy seller FantasyClayFlowers has several versions of these cool wreaths and they all look scary and awesome. Your kids will behave with decorations like these on display.