Tag: casual

Cthulhu Polo Shirt

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Cthulhu Polo Shirt
If I actually went to an office everyday, I would wear this Cthulhu Polo Shirt. It proclaims your allegiance to Cthulhu while keeping things casual. But I don’t go to the office.

No office can contain me, cuz I work my ass off and rise to the top. I’m the cream baby! I’m the American dream! This wolf is on Wall Street. Werewolf that is! ARF! ARF! WHO GOT MY STOCKS? MY MONEY DOUBLES ON A FULL MOON! I’m trying to say I’m a real go-getter! Cuz I spend half my day going to get coffee, donuts, chips, pie… I don’t need no stinkin’ office to pass out in when my sugar coma hits. My couch works just fine.
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H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Socks

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H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Socks
Keep your toe tentacles warm and cozy with these H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Socks. They are frightfully fashionable and creepily couture. You’re walking with an elder god now. How does that feel? Surprisingly soft? I thought so. My feet are also hearing the call of Cthulhu, so maybe I’ll give them a try. Just call me H.P. Love-Comfort. I also go by H.P. Love-Pizza and H.P. Love French Fries.

Monster Neckties

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monster neck tie
It takes a certain kind of weird monster to wear a suit and tie everyday and grovel to the man from behind a desk, while whiling the time away and earning that sweet cheddar. It’s not for me. In fact most days, pants and a shirt isn’t even for me. Oddly enough, footy Pokemon pajamas are for me. Like everyday. Ewww. That smell. But they’re so comfy.

Anyway, if you have to wear a tie everyday, try one of these monster ties from Etsy seller tiestory. I’m gonna wear two at once and make it a Creature Double Feature.
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