Check out these cool tombstone magnets. I hope they add Wyatt Earp and Doc Holiday! Pew! Pew! Pew! Gunfights are cool.
Wrong tombstone dumbass!
Ohhhhhhh. That kind of tombstone. Yeah, that’s cool too.
Whatever idiot! Anyway, what do you want on your tombstone?
I’ll have pepperoni and extra cheese! *Shouts* Tombstone pizza Pierre!
If you like it, put a ring on it. *Holds out hand. Waits. Twiddles my fingers* Be that way. *Sulks* Fine whatever. You are all as cold and dead as this Gothic Cemetery Ring.
You can have the smallest cemetery ever right on your finger. So when you give people the finger, they will know that you are not just telling them to F**k off, you are also telling them to die and get buried on a hill somewhere.
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