This Zombie Graveyard Mobile Phone Holder will give you a cool place to rest your phone. Or, as it shows here, a ten year old iPod that you are still using for some reason. Your phone will look like it sits abandoned in a creepy graveyard, with this guy lurking right behind it. This guy is like some undead Price is Right model, proudly displaying your phone and grunting. He’s got one job to do and he does it well. That job is to hold your phone and look scary. Good job zombie. This will work great for me cuz the only time I even use my phone is to order pizza. It spends the rest of it’s life getting lost.
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Gothic Graveyard Snowglobe
Time to take a field trip kids. We’re going to a graveyard. A Gothic Graveyard Snowglobe! C’mon you didn’t think I was really gonna get up early and drive a bus full of whiny kids somewhere did ya? Hey, I bring the excitement to you. This snowglobe is the perfect spooky desk accessory. It’s a calm, spooky graveyard with a creepy gnarled tree. It looks like the whole damn town is buried in there. WTH? Must have been a natural disaster.
OR did I go on the field trip and crash that bus full of kids, and now I’m in a parallel reality? Makes you think. You see why I don’t take you guys anywhere? It’s much safer if I just show you cool stuff everyday. I think I’m buried right under the tree and you guys are fanning out from me. Feels crowded. Can my corpse get some damn elbow room for God’s sake?
Tombstone Herb Garden Markers
Make your herb garden look like a cemetery with these Tombstone Herb Garden Markers. I made a little poem about them: Here lies Rosemary, here lies Thyme, buried them both and got away with my crime. Yeah, that’s not very good. Besides, I would never hurt herbs. I’ve never committed herbicide in my life. These markers will give all of your garden critters the heebie-jeebies. Maybe the herbie-jeebies too.
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Scary Laser Cut Necklaces
These Scary Laser Cut Necklaces from CuriologyLtd are so spooky and scary. They will turn your neck into a haunted scene that will turn heads a full 360 degrees like in The Exorcist. But don’t worry, they won’t spit green pea soup at you as they are admiring your necklace. These scenic necklaces are all laser cut. Not phaser cut. Laser cut. Phasers don’t cut well enough, cuz it’s just a phase, but lasers? Lasers will cut you and blind you and kill space aliens. They probably cut these with a friggin’ ray-gun. Pew pew pew! Look what I created!
They have black magic cats, spiders, all kinds of creepy neck wear.
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Instant Cemetery Displays
Check this out! Boom! Instant Cemetery! Which beats dying and boom! Instant cemetery! These displays are ready to display for Halloween or just year long weirdness. 17 hand drawn tombstones for your mantle, with matching storage tin. They can be lit by candles or holiday lights. Pretty spooky.
Call me a gravedigger cuz I dig this all day long! Get one for yourself and play some creepy theremin music. The seller crafterella has several sets available.
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