When I drink, I don’t mess around. I lift that drink to my lips, drink it up until it’s dead, then slam it down on one of these Frankenstein’s Monster and Bride of Frankenstein Coffin Coasters. Then I bury it in the backyard. Okay, I made that last part up, but I’ll drink you under the table. Don’t believe me? Go ahead, come at me bro. *Kicks your chair out from underneath you. See? Now you’re under the table. That’s what’s up. Stay down punk.
These coasters will protect your counters and furniture, while looking awesome. Perfect for Halloween or any time you want some extra horror in your life.
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Gothic Halloween Coaster Set Featuring Dracula and The Wolfman
This Gothic Halloween Coaster Set is pretty cool. They will protect your surfaces and tickle your funny bone. Your humorous to be specific. Ha. I made a funny. They feature wolfman, dracula and Van Helsing. They are perfect for Halloween.
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Skeletons in the Closet Coaster Set
I don’t have any skeletons in my closet. Except for this Skeletons in the Closet Coaster Set. That’s probably because I don’t get much company. You should always keep your skeletons in your closet. I mean, skeletons, right? People see skeletons outside of your closet and they think you’re a killer. Yeah, a killer decorator! Nobody understands my love of the creepy!
Blood Splattered Coffin Coasters
These Blood Splattered Coffin Coasters make every drink a morbid margarita, a deadly daiquiri, a corpsey cocktail, a macabre manhattan, a terrorizing Tom Collins, Death on the beach, a tequila of terror, a scary screwdriver, or a Long Island iced terror. Just set your drink down on one of these coasters, otherwise the wife will be putting you in a box and burying you six feet deep. Why do ya think I drink so much?
Colorful Anatomy Coasters
I like to bring out these Colorful Anatomy Coasters when I have guests. It’s a visual illustration of which body part I will harm if they don’t use the coaster and stain my furniture. Here, have a nice skeleton hand coaster. What? You set your drink on my tabletop and left a mark? Oh well, the coaster was the warning. *Hits their hand hard*
Nah. I would never cause anyone bodily harm. Except for myself obviously, by eating a pound of Cheetos everyday for breakfast, lunch and dinner.