So this happened. No wonder I can’t catch these little bastards. They’re all coked up, stealing our dollar bills to get it in their little nostrils. This Coke Mouse Taxidermy is a peek inside of the hidden world of rodent drug use. These guys have it so bad they are even willing to trade their bits of cheese and cracker crumbs that they scavenge for coke, procured from the mice of drug lord’s homes, who will gladly trade blow for snacks. It’s sad.
Tag: cocaine
Cocaine Labeled Kitchen Accessories
*Wipes nose.* Don’t worry, I hid the stuff real good man. *Sniff* No one is ever gonna find it. *Involuntary arm jerk.* F**kin’ feds! *Sniff. Snort.* It’s in the one labeled cocaine!
Hide that Yeyo in the last place they would expect to find it. In a kitchen accessory labeled Cocaine. MoreThanPorcelain sells several kitchen items like sugar pots and creamers, all labeled Cocaine. Cuz you know, it helps to label stuff, even if all you have is plain old sugar in your sugar pot.