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Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll

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Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll
We’ve seen our share of creepy dolls, but this one takes the cake, or, eh… Let’s Them Eat Cake. This Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll is a recreation of Marie Antoinette’s fate. Made of porcelain, this piece has a fully functioning guillotine and stands 24″ high and 22″ long. It also comes with a before picture before she was marched to the guillotine. That’s pretty thoughtful. You get a bit of horror and you get a bit of history. This pairs well with the guillotine necklace and will look great displayed with your other amazingly odd items.

I don’t know what the big deal is. If some chick declares that we can all eat cake, I’m down with that. Cake is delicious and I even like some of its songs. Because it’s also a music artist right? Ain’t no reason for heads to roll. Poor Marie. I hope she got some cake as a last meal. Let’s all honor the woman who just wanted to share cake with the world with this Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll.

Porcelain Figurines With Insect Heads

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Porcelain Figurines With Insect Heads
Etsy seller CuriousCryptidCurios makes all kinds of cool and freaky and trippy Porcelain Figurines With Insect Heads. Or as I like to call Miss Mantis’ work…Chantilly lace and a Mantis Face. These don’t look like my grandma’s figurines. Well, there was that one day. Visiting grandma’s house on LSD is NOT recommended. I spent half the walk there trying to get rid of a big bad wolf who had the swirling cosmos behind it’s hooded cowl.

Over the river and through the woods, to Grandmother’s house we go…Insane! Once I got there the Praying Mantis figures greeted me, we had dinner, talked with the elf elders from behind the cupboard and finally worshiped at the altar of my grandmother’s dentures on the sink. Good times. David Lynch was there, as were various melty things like reality itself. You gotta do what ya gotta do to deal with grandma’s stories.
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Humpty Dumpty Halloween Weirdness

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Humpty Dumpty Halloween Weirdness
Here’s something to get egg-cited about. Etsy seller AllysonNagelOriginal makes all kinds of weird, but cool, Humpty Dumpty porcelain figures and scenes. I hear they were still making these figures right up until Yolk-o broke up the band and left things scrambled.

These figures are fun. They make me want to do the Humpty Dance with all of you. *Some woman in Iowa gasps in horror, then calls the police to try to stop this mass orgy before it happens.* Chill lady. I mean it in a non-pervy way. For once. Check out the bonus video below.

Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump.
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Cocaine Labeled Kitchen Accessories

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Cocaine Kitchen Accessories
*Wipes nose.* Don’t worry, I hid the stuff real good man. *Sniff* No one is ever gonna find it. *Involuntary arm jerk.* F**kin’ feds! *Sniff. Snort.* It’s in the one labeled cocaine!

Hide that Yeyo in the last place they would expect to find it. In a kitchen accessory labeled Cocaine. MoreThanPorcelain sells several kitchen items like sugar pots and creamers, all labeled Cocaine. Cuz you know, it helps to label stuff, even if all you have is plain old sugar in your sugar pot.