These Horror Movie Monster Cookies are so scary, I’m gonna toss my cookies. Chucky, Billy The Puppet, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, Captain Spaulding, Freddy Krueger, Pale Man, Heidi, Jason Voorhees, Pinhead and Dr. Hannibal Lecter are all here and they are sweet for once. Eat ’em up before they get not so sweet and slash you. You might also want to try some UFO and Alien cookies.
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Ever have the urge to beat the hell out of a horror movie character? Now you can, thanks to these Horror Movie Themed Pinatas. Plus, candy will fall out. Which is much better than blood and intestines and stuff. Etsy seller HangMeOfficial offers a collection of Horror Movie Themed Pinatas that have scared the hell out of us. Now it’s time for payback. Drop the candy biatch! Or else! Some of the characters include Freddy Krueger, Jason, Jigsaw, Pennywise the Clown, Michael Myers, Chucky, Leatherface and more.
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What team are you rooting for? *Shrugs* I dunno. Team hell? This fun print features all of your favorite horror psychos and villains like they are a Soccer team or something. Team Hell. If they win, that’s where you’re going. It features Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Pinhead, Scream, Chucky, Jigsaw and Leatherface.
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Give me a shot bartender! I just seen something that scared me senseless and I can’t stop shaking. *Looks around me all nervous. Bartender pours the drink. Sets it in front of me, using a glass from this Set of 4 Minimalist Scary Movie Mask Shot Glasses. I shriek like a banshee.*
Why you screaming?
Because that’s what I saw. The face on the glass! The scream ghost guy!
*He pours another. I scream like Justin Bieber faced with an actual woman.*
What’s your problem now bud?
Tha- That rabbit face on the glass. He was with the scream ghost guy.
*Pours another. I scream.*
What the hell? I gave you a blank glass this time.
*Wipes the glass until it’s clear.* Oh thank god. That smudge mark looked like my ex-wife!
Oh look, it’s that demented little freak from the Saw movies. Billy the puppet. What kind of sick game do you have for me this time? Protecting my surfaces from spills with these Billy From Saw Drink Coasters? What’s the catch? Will they self destruct in an hour while I have to saw my own leg off?
Oh I know what it is. They protect your surfaces from spills, but then you find out that the coasters themselves have stained your counter! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You evil little son of a-.
Oh, I can’t stay mad at you. C’mere and give me a hug. Awww. Come closer. That’s it. There we go. *Shoves his face into the stain.* Don’t you ever f**k with my counter tops again. Bad puppet!