All I want for Christmas are these Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments. My tree needs more dead bats. They just love hanging, ya know. Bats know how to hang. They also know how to fill a cave floor with poop, but luckily you won’t have to worry about that. You won’t be singing, “Deck the halls with tons of guano…” Good thing too, cuz Santa doesn’t like stepping in bat sh*t while he’s putting gifts under the tree. Just saying.
Tag: creepy
Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas Sketchbook Ornament Set
What’s this? What’s this? It’s Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas Sketchbook Ornament Set.And the crowd goes wild! Why wouldn’t they? These ornaments will make your Halloween or Christmas tree look amazing. You get six ornaments that include: Jack Skellington, Sally, Zero, Oogie Boogie, Dr. Finkelstein, and Mayor. They have infused glitter accents and a black velvet bow and loop for hanging. They also come in a decorative storage box. Also check out this cool Nightmare Before Christmas Necklace Set.
Channel The Upside Down – Stranger Things Ouija Board
Communicate with spirits from the upside down. I mean without having to hang Christmas lights all over your house and paint letters on your wall. The Stranger Things Ouija Board is all you need. This thing features the alphabet spelled out with Christmas lights so you don’t have to wreck your home. Just be careful not to summon a Demogorgon or some other freaky demon from the upside down.
Scary Casket Of Doom Necklaces
These Casket Of Doom Necklaces have skulls trapped inside. They’re kinda like little prisons for skulls that have been incarcerated. You can almost see them struggling to break free into our world. So basically you’ll be wearing a soul that is trapped for all eternity. Only a God does that. Go you with your bad God self. Wear the tormented souls of others and make the ultimate fashion statement.
Unnameable Horrors Playing Cards – H.P. Lovecraft
I don’t care what these Unnameable Horrors Playing Cards say, horrors have names and those are the names of my ex wives. Anyway, these are cool playing cards. They have unspeakable horrors on them. Well, I’m speaking about them now. Bringing it all into the light. Let’s talk about this stuff. It combines the horrors of H.P. Lovecraft with your next poker tournament. It is a limited edition of only 3000 decks.
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