This Betsey Johnson Spider Web Crossbody Purse is perfect for Halloween. It features gold-tone hardware and a creepy crawly silver-tone, rhinestone-encrusted spider. Be the queen spider this Halloween, or wear it anytime. You lookin’ good Lil’ Miss Muffet. You weave fashion like you weave your web. Uh… Not to say that both come out of your spider-butt or anything. That’s not what I meant. I mean- Oh what a tangled web I weave.
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Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings
Damn girl. These Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings show off your nice gluteus maximus. I mean gluteus minimus. Yeah, that’s what I meant. You have some nice muscle tone. Kinda gross that your insides are on the outsides, but I like what you’re working with girl. Why you mad? Was I not being anatomically correct?
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Zombie Disney Princesses – The Walking Animated
Rob Carlos Fantasy Art created this cool art series of Disney Princesses that are zombies. Zombie Disney Princesses. Sure, they’re pretty nasty, but a lot of them are still a 5 out of 10. Would bang. You can check out more on his Facebook page.
Alien In Bigfoot Costume Metal Wall Art
This Alien In Bigfoot Costume Metal Wall Art should really come with a spoiler alert, even though I think we all knew this already. Aliens are Bigfoot. There, I said it. This piece of art proves it. See, this way they get to not only scare people in the woods, but then they can jump out of their Bigfoot suit and go rape bums in their fancy UFOs. Life is weird like that.
Cyclops Monster Shot Glasses – Up To Their Eyeballs In Booze
These Cyclops Monster Shot Glasses are terrifying. Take a shot from a monster with a bloodshot eye. So I guess you are taking a bloodshot. Like they do at Vampire bars. You can choose from 12 nightmare inducing designs. You can also use these as candle holders. If you bang this shot glass on the table it is likely to bite you. These guys are up to their eyeball in booze. Know what I’m saying?