Check out these cool General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs. *Fills each up with the corresponding cereal. Adds milk. Then quickly eats from each real fast, one after the other.* I like my cereal soggy, so I mix it up with my spoon. Otherwise known as the Monster Mash! You get Count Chocula, Boo-Berry, Frute Brute, Franken Berry and Yummy Mummy. The box is printed on both sides of the cup. Awesome.
Tag: creepy
Mystery Sea Creature Washes Ashore in the Philippines
What the hell is that thing? Is that an eyeball and nostrils? Is that the loch Ness monster? More like the Loch Mess monster. The remains of a massive sea creature were recently discovered on a beach in the Philippines. Apparently it had been dead for awhile and it had a horrible smell as if a thousand Taco Bell butts all went off at the same time. This thing is 32-feet long. It smelled so bad they towed the remains back out to sea.
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Human Skull Torch
When you are treasure hunting in a cave and your only torch runs out, what do you do? Easy, just whack your partner on the head, decapitate him and use his skull as a Human Skull Torch. Pretty nasty and icky. I think I’ll just bring an extra fleshlight. I mean flashlight. I meant to say flashlight. It means nothing. They just sound the same that’s all.
The Anatomy Coloring Book -Stay Inside The Spines
A new coloring book? Thanks ma! Wait- You want me to color in guts and bones and stuff. I wanted a Pokemon coloring book. Sorry, was having a flashback. That was just one of the things that scarred me for all time and led to a life of writing about weird and bizarre things all day. You have my mom to thank. This Anatomy Coloring Book is about taking your crayolas to some areolas. Stay inside the spines my friend. Draw… a breath on those lungs. It’s a fun book. I wouldn’t fibula.
Petrifying Parody Books – Goodnight Goon
These Petrifying Parody Books are parodies of popular bedtime story books that have a dark and creepy twist. Cuz it’s never too early to get your kids into monsters and horror. You can choose from classics like Goodnight Goon and The Runaway Mummy. Kids are going to love these. Parents will love them. There’s nothing wrong with a little walk on the dark side before bed.