What the shizz?!!? Uh… You ugly. These Disturbies Horror Dolls are well named. Everything about ’em is disturbing. Look at that smile? What the hell he just eat that’s dripping all out his nasty mouth? Dude is like a fetus with a 50-year-old’s hair too. How? Why? Oh, I see. The seller says it is “born from flesh, blood, pus, spunk, and everything wrong. For you to love and cherish. Forever.”
Yeah, that clears it all up. That is one creepy doll.
What the? Are those cats witches? Sorry cats, just making fun. Geesh, you guys need to grow a thicker skin. Haahhahahaha. Thicker skin. Get it? Cuz you have no skin. I crack me up. Anywho, this Book Of Spells Skeleton Cats Sweatshirt is amazing. There’s nothing like two cat corpses doing the magic. Absolutely purrfect!
I love this Vampire Heart Necklace. For real. And I don’t have any “stake” in the company. You know what this Vampire’s favorite song is? “Shot through the heart and you’re to blame…” You know what his favorite TV channel is? Spike TV. Of course. His cholesterol used to be good, but now he definitely has clogged arteries. He suffered a heart attack for real.
You know what they say. After Taco Tuesday and the impending explosion in your porcelain throne which follows, you better get kraken and wipe your kraken. This Kraken Toilet Paper Holder will help. He’s got 8 tentacles to hold that precious TP. Don’t be an octo-puss, hang this by the toilet.
So…. Yeah. I’m guessing this Macabre Tooth Bracelet was created by a dentist with a busy pair of pliers. Either that or the tooth fairy is making jewelry now. Bicuspid, I’m wearing this! Then I’m gonna punch a bunch of people and leave tooth prints in their faces, just because it’s fun. Is that weird? Maybe, but it’s the tooth and nothin’ but the tooth. Heh. See what I did there?