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Freddy Krueger Custom Converse

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Freddy Krueger Custom ConverseOne two, Freddy’s got new shoes. Three four, put ’em on the floor. Five six, that’s a sick pair of kicks! Freddy Krueger Custom Converse. Imma get these cuz it would be awesome if Freddy attacked my dreams and I outran him in his own damn shoes. I don’t think I could wear them though, cuz it looks like Freddy is ready to slash my laces forever and ever.

Damn, gotta replace those laces. There, that’s better. What the-? Slashed again! Dammit Freddy! Do it one more time! Dammit Freddy. You did it! I just bought a bulk case of shoelaces on Amazon.

Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes

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Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes
These Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes are killer. No seriously. They are full of killers. These guys may even steal your sole. Heh. That’s a little shoe joke. And you know what they say about guys who tell little shoe jokes. I hope you know, cuz it escapes me. One shoe has the names of the movies, the other has the characters from those movies. So don’t ever lose your shoe or you’ll never figure out which movies these guys belong with.

Custom Skull Sneakers

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Custom Skull Sneakers
Check out these Custom Skull Sneakers. Kicks that are sick! They have 3D skulls on them. What is going on over at Nike?

Nike worker: I’ll just put a little LSD in the water.

Nike designer: Oh man, I have so many ideas. Talk me down man, Talk me down. Skulls. It’s all about the skulls. We can use a special gel so the shoes will burn and flame and be on fire all of the time. We’ll call them Ghost Riders. How about a design that drips paint down these sneakers all day long? Kind of like the world before me that makes me want to claw my eyes out. The monkey in my head won’t let me be! Maybe just put the skulls on for now.
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Do They Come In Medium? – Custom Ouija Board Heels

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Custom Ouija Board Heels
Damn girl. These Custom Ouija Board Heels are looking good. You are definitely communicating with my spirit. Oooooo baby, move your planchette all over my board. Ask me anything. I’m not sure if they will fit you though. Are you a medium? That’s just a little paranormal joke. These shoes have soul baby, but when you put your feet in them, they are sole crushing. Get it?

Horror Themed PS4 Controllers

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Horror Themed PS4 Controllers
These Horror Themed PS4 Controllers are perfect for playing scary horror games in the dark. You can choose from 2 Jason Voorhees versions and one that has Leatherface, chucky and Jason. These are custom handmade controllers. Button mashers? Nah man, I play button slashers! Man, I wish I was rocking a PS4. I’m still playing Atari. I’m keeping it old school. Like really really old school. Like my school is torn down due to asbestos old school and all the kids need to be tested and all the parents are suing.
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