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Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls

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Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls
Check out these cute Day Of The Dead Chocolate Skulls. They look all dead and delicious. You get 10 chocolate skulls that are hand brushed with an edible “luster dust”. I have no idea what that is, but I love saying it. Luster Dust. Luster Dust. Luster Dust. *POOF! CLOUD OF SMOKE* Oh sweet! A free chocolate skull just appeared. Now it’s gone cuz I ate it. That luster dust ain’t no joke. Friggin’ delicious! It has just the right amount of luster in the dust. Tastes great. They may be dead, but my taste buds are alive!

Gonna go freak out cuz I’m basically 5 years old and can’t hold my sugar. Can you hold this for me? *hands you mu sugar* Thanks. I’ll be right back. *Runs off screaming*

Skeleton Wedding Cake Toppers

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skeleton wedding cake toppers
Etsy seller splendorlocity sells all kinds of Skeleton Wedding Cake Toppers. Fun fact: Skeletons are ribbed for your pleasure. Nature really has thought of everything.

Anyway, just like a cemetery, or the closet of any Kardashian family member, they have a wide assortment of skeletons. Like the one shown here based on the famous Jack and Rose scene from Titanic. More like Jack Skellington and Rose.

Start your marriage right by putting some bones on your wedding cake. It’s a good reminder that we are all just walking meat sacks on bone frames.
skeleton wedding cake toppers

skeleton wedding cake toppers

Sugar Skulls Are Hauntingly Sweet

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sugar skull cubes
Sugar skulls. One lump or two? Huh? One lump or two? Look, I don’t care how many bumps it has on it’s head, just drop it in my coffee so I can get mah buzz on like a caffeinated bee. Caffeinated bees are like spelling bees, only much much louder.

Spell “profane”. *Bloodshot eyes wide as hell and twitchy.* PROFANE, P-R-O-F-A-N-E PROFANE. *Forehead veins bulging.* I WILL USE IT IN A SENTENCE. “IF I DON’T WIN THIS F***ING BEE, I’M GETTIN’ ALL PROFANE UP IN DIS BIATCH!” WHERE’S MY COFFEE?
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Day of the Dead Skull Measuring Spoons

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skull measuring spoonsNo bones about it, these Day of the Dead Skull Measuring Spoons are perfect for when you’re making creepy cupcakes or terrifying treats. They’re in the Calavera style. Calavera is a representation of the human skull made from either sugar or clay, which is used in the Mexican celebration of the Day of the Dead. Bam! You just learned something new.

That makes me a teacher. A sensei. A guru. Luckily I hate learning as much as you do, so it’s recess time. *bell rings* Who’s up for a game of kickball? Oh, I see you started without me. Seriously? I’m still getting picked last? As in not at all? Be that way. Your loss. I was gonna bake a cake and bring it to class, but now I’m just gonna buy one pre-made and cry-eat while I grade your homework. So really, typical night.
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