Etsy seller splendorlocity sells all kinds of Skeleton Wedding Cake Toppers. Fun fact: Skeletons are ribbed for your pleasure. Nature really has thought of everything.
Anyway, just like a cemetery, or the closet of any Kardashian family member, they have a wide assortment of skeletons. Like the one shown here based on the famous Jack and Rose scene from Titanic. More like Jack Skellington and Rose.
Start your marriage right by putting some bones on your wedding cake. It’s a good reminder that we are all just walking meat sacks on bone frames.
At night I askkkkkkkkk the starssssss up aboveeeeee…Why must I be a Cthulhu in loveeeeeeeeeeee? That was such a sweet song. Too bad anyone who knows it is limping around with a cane right now and bitching about their hip. I only know it because I know the language of love. I’m a real Casanova.
So the one duke boy is just working on the General Lee, just minding his own business, maybe dreaming about his next moonshine run, when his bride-to-be comes to haul him away, toting a shotgun and disturbing his beer cans and Hot Rod mags and stuff. Looks like someone is in a hurry to get to the altar.
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