Lay your skull on a sugar skull. These Sugar Skull Pillow Covers from FabFunkyPillows are so sugary and so skull-y they will blow you away. Go a “head” lay your skull on one. You won’t be sorry. In fact you’ll be comfy. Until you wake up from a deep sleep and see a skull looking at you. It’s okay. Screaming is good for the lungs.
Read more “Sugar Skull Pillow Covers”
Tag: decorative
Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows
Looks at my bed and notices the Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows. Looks under the bed, in the closet, out the window. Well hell, I don’t see either of those things,so I guess I’m safe. Gets in bed. Oh, it feels so warm and cozy. Vampire erupts from within my bed, followed by a Zombie. They stand there half out of my mattress and look at each other and then grab me so they can take me to their in-the-bed hell-world. WHY DID I NOT HEED THE WARNINGS?
Read more “Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows”
Classic Horror Film Pillow Covers
Is your pillow a real horror show? Did it get all discolored from age? I know, right! That’s so nasty! Hide it before other people see! You can use one of these cool Classic Horror Film Pillow Covers. Choose from Black Cat or Son of Dracula. Fun fact about Dracula’s son. He gets his allowance from a blood bank and back-talks dad until he’s grounded for life, which is like forever in Vampire years. The kid’s also got a weak vlad-der so he can’t go on long bat flights. Get it? Weak vlad-der?
Freddy Krueger Baby Soap
1, 2, Freddy’s scrubbin’ on you. 3, 4, better lather some more. 5, 6, better clean your d**k. Like a lot of this stuff, I have no idea what this Freddy Krueger Baby Soap is all about. No wonder Freddy went nuts. Can you imagine being a little soap baby and having to wash everyone’s privates? Gettin’ pubes all over you? I would turn into a freaky killer too. Freaky.
Read more “Freddy Krueger Baby Soap”
Awesome Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips
Let Cthulhu run his tentacles through your hair. These Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips and accessories from TheCuriousCogsmith are perfect for Lovecraft fans. So put some tentacles and eyes in your hair. Everyone will know you are Cthulhu’s girl, because now you are marked.
People like me would approach to flirt with you,but then we’ll see that hair clip and be all like, “Nope. Don’t need to be killed by Cthulhu, whether you are aware that you are his bride or not. Laterz. By the way, your hair looks awesome. Just sayin”
Read more “Awesome Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips”