3…tooth…1… Looking for a fancy new Dentures Brooch? Here you go. It goes with anything. Wear it with a blazer, a sweater, wear it on your pants and if anyone asks you have an elder girlfriend who left them behind. Or that a hooker left them behind. AKA an in-dentured servant. I have no idea and that’s the tooth. I just work here and I spend most of the day napping. This dentures brooch is a dangly, toothy, do not brooch this subject brooch. It pairs well with the human teeth ring. Which sounds like some elderly gang who goes around stealing teeth, but it’s not.
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Denture Eyeglass Frames
These Denture Eyeglass Frames have bite! I’d give my eye-teeth for ’em. I don’t know what the hell that means, but whatever. It makes sense here anyway. It’s from the same folks who made the denture bracelet. I sense a theme here. Their home must look like a dental nightmare.
I hear you can care for all of their products with some toothpaste and denture cream. My grandmother keeps buying this stuff including these Denture Eyeglass Frames. I’m all like, “Just because you have the fake teeth doesn’t mean you need matching accessories!” Just something to molar over ya old bat!
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10 Terrifying And Toothy Items You Can Buy On Etsy
Teeth. Why do so many Etsy sellers make things from or about teeth? Why so obsessed? Ya’ll are gross. I said that all southern like to make my point. You guys are just nasty. Click through for a bunch of freaky teeth related Etsy finds that you can really sink your teeth into.
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Jewelry With Bite: Denture Bracelet
Bah! Back in my day a loaf of bread was a nickel if you could get to the store in bare feet, without contracting the palsy on the way or getting sidetracked running errands for Edison or Tesla. Why I- Get off my lawn you iPhone loving hipster kids! Who took my dentures?
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