Well, looks like Cthulhu spawned some more little terrors. Dude needs to keep his tentacles in his pants. These Baby Cthulhu Toy Art Dolls look cute and cuddly, but they will probably suck your face off and use your nose as a pacifier while the rest of your skin just dangles. While you’re running around screaming without a face. Nasty, I know. It’s how they roll. They should be named pestilence and death. Get ’em away from me! Okay, they’re cute, but totally not worth the loss of my face.
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Nightmare Monster Doll Christmas Ornaments
“These Nightmare Monster Doll Christmas Ornaments scared the balls off of me.”
-My Christmas tree 2016
Looking for some nightmare fuel to keep the yule log burning all winter long? You’ve found it. These monstrous mutations from LaFemmePetit will scare the ever lovin’ pine needles off your tree and make the holidays horror-filled.
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Weird Alligator Taxidermy Dolls
Damn, that’s one ugly chick. These Weird Alligator Taxidermy Dolls from OddlyUniqueCreations is fugly. And I thought I was gator bait. Reminds me of that blind date my friend set me up on. She looked just like this. Gave me Er-reptile dysfunction for like a week. I was all like, “See ya later alligator” and “after while crocodile.” I might have also told her that I would need some pretty strong gator-aid to take her home. *shudders* Not gonna lie. I downed some strong gator-aid and bumped nasties with her. She sure knew how to spin a guy around in bed so it feels like your drowning. I lost an arm that night. Never called her back. She was the one that got away. Sure, I set traps, called in Steve Irwin… Wasn’t meant to be.
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Weird Dolls From Artist Sandra Arteaga
Some people make dolls that look like cute little girls, others make weird dolls that look like a pair of lungs. Can you guess which Sandra Arteaga is? She makes unique sculpted and paper dolls. Some have a great set of lungs on them. All are varying degrees of nightmare fuel. Yeah, I wasn’t gonna sleep tonight anyway. Just gonna soak my liver in alcohol until I pass out and see this stuff behind my eyelids.
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Vintage Doll Making Footage Is Creepy
This clip from a vintage documentary about a factory that makes dolls is chilling. Even creepy. It’s a factory of horrors that puts horror in your home under the guise of toys that look like babies. Check out the video below for nightmare fuel.
It’s a factory where people make other fake people! And other people buy these little people for other little people! It’s weird right and not just me?
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