DrakenSteinArt is running an orphanage for misfit monsters. Check out these Horror Character Baby Dolls. They have every baby monster and killer that you could want. Go ahead and buy one. Raise the kid. It will be smashing. Smashing your skull in while you sleep. Not that you’ll get much sleep. Monster babies will keep you up at all hours of the night. You can even get this awesome Coffin Doll carriage so you can wheel’em around the block in style.
That baby wolf man steals the show. You gotta respect any kid that has facial hair. Check out their shop. They have a ton of these little tykes. Read more “Horror Character Baby Dolls”
The Orphanage Of Misfit Babes looks like a scary place. I was a misfit baby, mostly cuz I was one of those fat babies you see on Maury Povich. My clothes all misfit. Some even split down the butt while I played with my rattle in one hand and clutched a Mars bar that looked like runny poop in the other. Seriously though, this orphange is full of creepy orphans. Probably even has a harsh and bitter old maid in charge who hits your knuckles with a ruler. The adults inside are terrified, all clutching each other and screaming. I say just leave the kid and get the hell out. Actually, I don’t say that cuz that can be misinterpreted.
I’m really looking forward to the movie based on this sculpture. I just noticed a baby devil in the yard. Who slept with the devil? That’s as evil as you can get. And you know the devil ain’t gonna take care of your kid. So next thing you know, you are leaving your devil baby on the steps of the orphanage to be raised by nuns. Good luck with that nuns. That’s why they call them nuns you know. They don’t want none of that! Read more “Orphanage Of Misfit Babes”
VoodooDelicious has some truly delicious voodoo. Can’t wait to try their hoodoo. They probably have hoodoo, but I love that voodoo that they do so well. Like these Creepy Creatures In Tea Cups And Bowls. Would you like sugar with your tea? Cream? A foreign organism of some sort? When true evil destroys the world one day, this is how it will be born into the world. Not from a pit in some toxic bog, not from some hole that connects to the center of the world, but from a tea cup in some old ladies house. Probably my grandma, cuz she is into some whacked out evil stuff. Next time she summons some freak from another dimension, I’m not coming over to sort it out this time to clean up her mess.
I like that guy in the second picture. He’s like a little old man, just chilling and getting all wrinkly. Relaxing before he climbs out and tries to conquer the world. Probably swaying my grandma with his charm and good looks. Probably braggin’ about how he doesn’t need a little blue pill. This guy is trouble. Read more “Creepy Creatures In Tea Cups And Bowls”
Holy jumping jeebus! What we have here is a dual-injected 8 cylinder nightmare fueled suicide machine cruising down the train aisle at about 2 miles per horror. Did that sound cool? Not really a car guy. More of a moped dude. Holy Victorian hell! These two creepy life-sized Victorian dolls suddenly appeared around the city of London the other day, just doing what Victorian dolls do: Being creepy as hell, riding buses, waiting at tube stations, shopping, smiling at the screams they have created, inhaling the terror deep and being the all around mistresses in charge of the heebie-jeebies.
These dolls are being used to promote the 2016 launch of Thorpe Park, the “world’s first psychological theme park” created by illusionist Derren Brown. Oh is that what this is? Guess what? I don’t want any of that! It isn’t even opened yet and your psychological park has already jumped the gate and horribly interacted with the reality outside. Thanks for going full Jurassic Park right from the get-go.
It’s like 9 AM and I already can’t sleep tonight! Holy water ain’t gonna cut it here. You’re gonna need to sit like 4 popes on a missile, aim it at this park and pray like hell that it exorcises whatever other demons it has lurking within. Effing science creating robots Effing plagues creating zombies. And now effing Derren Brown creating this. Read more “Creepy Life-Sized Victorian Dolls Mess With London Commuters”
Check out these Barbie Head Gumball Machines from CREEPhaus. Hell, if I wanted to spend some money to watch a bunch of Barbie heads tumble out of something, I’d go to the local mall, stick a coin in the door and watch them all come out with their Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Uggs, while trying not to get stampeded because they are all texting each other LOL and I KNOW RIGHT.
You know what they say, twenty Barbie heads are better than one, but only if they are in a gumball machine.
