So I’m not sure what happened in this painting here from this seller. Some little girl went to hell and apparently her version of hell is to be on the toilet for all of eternity, unraveling a never ending Lincoln log. So, the devil, taking a break from torturing Hitler, hits the can himself, having a smoke and saying what’s up to this pooping Pollyanna.
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Cheetos Man Gives A Thumbs Up
Ebay seller emdutton903 made the most awesome of discoveries as he/she was shoveling Cheetos in their mouth one fine day. Good thing they took a moment to examine what was in their orange stained fingers. It was the holiest of Cheetos prizes. The holy orange grail. A Cheetos man giving the thumbs up.
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Dead Gypsy’s Cursed Mirror
Here’s quite a sad tale of an unfortunate Dutch Gypsy woman, who was dragged off to a WWII concentration camp and died there. Before she was taken away, she put her mirror in a secret hiding spot. Her twin sister was also sent away to the concentration camp, but somehow managed to survive and returned to their home and found the mirror in its hiding place. Read more “Dead Gypsy’s Cursed Mirror”
Beware The Love Bugs STD Chart
This chart just emphasizes what I tell all of my lady friends. STDs are just love bugs. No big deal. If it don’t burn, you don’t learn, right? Anyway, for $100 you can get this awesome STD chart which will tell you everything you need to know about the herp and other old favorites.
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The Mysterious Case Of Charlie Gordon
We would like to share with you the strange and mysterious case of a Mr. Charlie Gordon. He was a poor and unfortunate chap who met with an untimely ending and all that was left as evidence of his sad existence was his hat and an old blank journal. According to Ebay seller the-inspectors-closet, they purchased these items from Mr. Gordon’s estate, from an equally mysterious “Mr. M.”, whose specialty is dealing in ‘freaky-tiques’. Mr. M. has quite the collection of unique, weird, bizarre things, occult items, old creepy books and supposedly haunted curios and is more than happy to tell the odd tale behind each piece. Read more “The Mysterious Case Of Charlie Gordon”