You’ve probably seen your neighbors cow get abducted or saw some funny lights in the sky when you were trippin balls one night, so it’s no wonder that you are afraid of Aliens. They have been known to poke and prod anuses while they laugh among themselves. Maybe it’s time you confronted your fear and got yourself an alien in a capsule.
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Ewwwwwww! Hairy Soap
Just try and get clean using these bars of hairy soap. It’s always nasty to reach for the soap and find somebody else’s pubes. Just imagine reaching for this soap and finding out that Chewbacca has already been there first, washed his junk and then cleaned his crack real good. Nasty.
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Help This Ebay Couple Be Together And He’ll Do Anything You Want
Here’s your chance to help John & Lieyse, a young and in love Ebay couple. For only $11,000, you can help these two fools for love unite and be together. They offer so much in return- John will do anything you want + you get all of his Ebay auctions, as a special bonus. The lovesick lovers explain, “We really need just a little help to be together and start our amazing journey through life. Each day we’re apart hurts worse than anyone can imagine.” Read more “Help This Ebay Couple Be Together And He’ll Do Anything You Want”
“Ugly Leg Fat Lady Thighs Made For Leg Lamp But Too Ugly”
Yes, that is the title of this Ebay auction from cousinjethro. Where the leg lamp from A Christmas Story was “Indescribably beautiful”, this one not so much.
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Buy An Invisible Friend Named Nanny Ree Ree
Do you want to buy an invisible friend? One named Nanny Ree Ree? Well, today is your lucky day. Fatbug666 has one for sale on Ebay.
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