Cryptocurium makes these cool Horror Movie Magnets that will make people scream when they see your fridge. You can buy them all in one set or individually. I would buy the set just so I could have an all-star dream team of psychos. There’s Ghostface from Scream, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Dracula and more. You’ll never be brave enough to raid the fridge again, so it’s a great dieting tool.
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Ouija Board Coffin Coasters – For Wine and Spirits
I had a bad experience once, so Ouija Boards are dead to me. Therefore I dig these Ouija Board Coffin Coasters. Well, I don’t dig them up. I just dig them. Now every time you set your drink down, you can communicate with the dead. Good luck deciphering their message though, through a bunch of foamy beer or some red wine. It makes sense you would put wine and spirits on your spirit board. Hopefully my drink doesn’t fly off when the spirits get mad.
Zombie Attack Cereal Bowl
I can vouch for the authenticity of this Zombie Attack Cereal Bowl. Looks authentic. I know cuz last week I was sitting down to enjoy some Lucky Charms when a zombie attacked me and sent Hearts, Stars, Horseshoes and Clovers flying all over the place. I bashed it’s head and killed it with nothing but my spoon. This is what my bowl looked like after. Otherwise, I never would have known that my bowl had a fleshy center.
Minty Poop Crochet Decorations
Oh yeah. Minty Poop happens to me all of the time. Sometimes from Wintergreen lifesavers, Peppermint Patties, Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies. Minty poop is so refreshing. It’s like a minty effervescent ice cube coming out your butt. It’s the only poop that freshens the bathroom for you. And the colors. So pretty. Like minty poopy soft serve with faces.
Grand Necronomicon Journal
Behold the Grand Necronomicon Journal. Dude likes pretty grim. I guess that’s why its a grimoire. He’s a grimy grimmy grimster. He also needs to brush his teeth. Maybe get some sunglasses. Maybe a facelift. That should help home score with the ladies. I’m gonna use this as a diary.
Dear di(e)ary, please stop looking at me like you are hungry. I am not a piece of meat. You scare me. P.S. Sorry I keep fingering your teeth with my fingers.