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Gut Instinct Sculpture – Should Have Used Hot Dogs

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Gut Instinct Sculpture - Should Have Used Hot Dogs
A piece of weird art like this Gut Instinct Sculpture takes guts man. Real intestinal fortitude. But I mean, it looks like hot dogs. So they should have just used hot dogs. Come to think of it, this thing looks like it’s the patron saint of hot dogs. Our lady of the perpetual weiner. Just needs a hot dog halo and some holy light. By the by, our lady of the perpetual weiner is how I refer to the head prostitute at that place down the road. But I digress.

Holy hot dogs Batman! I guess the artist went with her gut instinct here for real. So yeah, behold the Gut Instinct Sculpture.

Alien Man In Black Mannequin

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Alien Man In Black Mannequin
You could have this Alien Man In Black Mannequin in the corner of your room, protecting his pee-pee with his white-gloved hands and hoping that he is invisible. So is it a man in black or an alien? Make up your damn mind. And get your hands off your junk. This is what I want in a butler by the way.

Alien.
Well-dressed.
Stand in the corner and shut your abduction-hole.
Hide that boner!

Until I ring the bell. Then bring me my food biatch! You better cut that Snickers properly this time so I can eat it with a fork.

Weird Fetus Art

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Weird Fetus Art
What do we have here? This piece of Weird Fetus Art is… all wrong. Good to know. We got some lightning striking the demon-looking fetus in the womb, some various organs, some weird alien stuff for the kid to sit on and chill… It’s pretty ominous. I don’t like to judge art, but the artist themselves have already proclaimed it “all wrong”. Saves me a few sentences. Is that thing with the green ooze the bladder? Oh man, somebody’s gonna piss fire and the kid is at the controls.

Metal Bird Skull Cabinet Knobs

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Metal Bird Skull Cabinet Knobs
These Metal Bird Skull Cabinet Knobs are cool. “Hey, where do you keep your glasses?” Oh, it’s the cabinet on the right, with the dead bird skull on it. Not the ones that are, you know, normal. Cuz I don’t do normal. And not the ones with miniature human skulls on them. That’s where I keep… Other things. I shouldn’t have even mentioned it. Just forget it.

Stained Glass Ravens

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Stained Glass Ravens
You don’t see too many Stained Glass Ravens in the wild. Probably because they shatter so easily. But these will look great in your yard or home. It’s the perfect decor for your already Goth and spooky abode. You can never have too many ravens. If you had none, you would have nothing to rave about after all. Man, I really crack myself up, but not really cuz I’m not made of glass.