What is an alien chestburster? If it bursts out of your chest you’ll know. A Chestburster is an infant Xenomorph. Also the worst indigestion ever. This Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament is safe since it already exited someone’s stomach. Now it can decorate your tree for the holidays. Isn’t he cute?
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Wood Alien Necklace
This Wood Alien Necklace is a classy way to show that you are a true believer. Whether you’re ready to get abducted and butt-hurt or just have an open mind, this is a classy wood alien right here. Legend says that anyone wearing this necklace will be safe from intergalactic weirdos, but I have a feeling they’ll just sign it on the back, get on with the butt-work and then put you back in bed as usual.
Santa’s Evil Eye Christmas Ornament
Santa really is watching you. Like a cyclops with a milky eye. Keep an eye on the kids this year by hanging this Santa’s Evil Eye Christmas Ornament on your tree.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus has only got one eye.
He’s making a list
And checking it twice(Has too since he only has one damn eye)
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice
Santa Claus is half-blind in his one eye….
Werewolf Coloring Book
Do you love Werewolves? Then this Werewolf coloring book may be just the thing for you. I had an encounter with one the other night. I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics. His hair was perfect. The book has 16 unique coloring pictures, along with some fun werewolf facts. If you love werewolves, you’re gonna love coloring this book. Don’t color under a full moon. Just don’t.
Maggot Baby Necklace
This Maggot Baby Necklace is a terrifying accessory. He just hangs there looking gross and even has like a stone third eye so it can hypnotize you with a disturbing lullaby, then crawl all over you leaving a slimy trail in its wake. I’ll take two. I wrote a poem about it.
Tag it, bag it,
Hurry up and snag it.
I just bought a maggot.
Better than Bob Saget.
Austin Powers wanna shag it.
Thank you. Thank you. My 3rd-grade education is really paying off.