When you are treasure hunting in a cave and your only torch runs out, what do you do? Easy, just whack your partner on the head, decapitate him and use his skull as a Human Skull Torch. Pretty nasty and icky. I think I’ll just bring an extra fleshlight. I mean flashlight. I meant to say flashlight. It means nothing. They just sound the same that’s all.
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These Terrifying Alien Skulls Are All Teeth
Damn son, you got some teeth. Probably cuz you chow down on all those people you abduct. Or maybe cuz you like to rip into a nice juicy brontosaurus leg while you’re piloting your spaceship, eating them all up until they get extinct. Celebrate ferocious carnivorous aliens with these cool but terrifying Alien Skulls. Put ’em on your desk.
31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs – I’ll Shower Instead
Holy clown sh*t! Now I know why they call them bath bombs. You throw one of these at me in the tub and I’m getting the f**k out! If you’re brave enough, you can get these 31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs and enjoy your bath. More like bloodbath! Adding to the visual terror, the smell complete the horrifying theme. They smell like funnel cakes and cotton candy.
Cute Poop Emoji Chocolate Covered Oreos
Poop has never looked so delicious. Not that I would know. Just saying these Poop Emoji Chocolate Covered Oreos look yummy. Chewy and gooey and comes out your butt all Ewwww-y! So they go from poop to poop. Hey, have you been eating my cookies? No? Really? Then what’s with that poop eating grin? Ah, so many poop jokes so much constipation.
Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board – Call Him Now
When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? MOTHMAN! This Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board is like a phone that can call Mothman at any time. Call anytime you want, any time of day. He will pick up. Whether you just want to trade recipes, talk gossip about your friends at work, or share beauty tips. Mothman is there baby! Your spirit communication BFF.
Hey Moth.
Hey girl!
How you doin’ boo?
I aight!