Hey, it’s the Ring of Dracula. Normally, when I hear the ring of Dracula, I don’t pick up the phone cuz the guy will talk your ear off. No, seriously, my ear is sitting on the floor collecting cat hair right now. Plus, he’s probably drunk again. No, this is the actual ring. The one he gave to Mrs Dracula when he proposed.
“With this ring I thee suck yer blood. Is Good?” Oh my yes! I do! I do!
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Bring me the head of a werewolf. And make it carved from amethyst! Oh so pretty. This Amethyst Carved Werewolf Gemstone Pendant Necklace is available in gold, silver and brass. I’ll wear a bunch of these like Mr. T if it fends off werewolfs. It might attract ’em though, cuz they’re so cool and werewolves will want one. Even regular wolves would want one. Even a wolf in sheep’s clothing would want one. Damn these look great!
Do we really need nature’s long land rats outfitted with the wings of nature’s flying rats? I’m not qualified to answer that. But that time has come. These Bat-Wing Harnesses For Ferrets will give ferrets the ability to fly or at least look bad-ass instead of looking like furry snakes with legs. Enjoy your new flying ferrets people.
Brain food! Yay! These Rice Krispie Brains Treats look delicious. Snap, crackle, pop that brain in my mouth. Mmmmmm tasty neurons. If I crave these brains does that make me a zombie. I don’t even care. I just need more. Etsy seller CrazyBrainChocolate sells all kinds of different versions of edible brains. Some have PB and J inside, some rice krispies, chocolate, three musketeers. These people fill brains with everything. I guess that makes them like teachers and this is why I salute teachers. They always provide the best snacks. Over 5 thousand brains sold and counting!
Check out these cool General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs. *Fills each up with the corresponding cereal. Adds milk. Then quickly eats from each real fast, one after the other.* I like my cereal soggy, so I mix it up with my spoon. Otherwise known as the Monster Mash! You get Count Chocula, Boo-Berry, Frute Brute, Franken Berry and Yummy Mummy. The box is printed on both sides of the cup. Awesome.