Organize your desk supplies in this cool Sugar Skull Wood Desk Organizer. Keep your desk tidy and creepy at the same time. The wood is precision cut and embellished with intricate floral designs. I need this cuz my desk is a mess. This organizer looks awesome. I can keep my pens in there, some Snickers bars, maybe some kit-kats. Those are my desk supplies. How do you think I get so much done and act like an idiot? Sugar. Nice. Best skull ever.
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It Is Time To Unleash The… Kraken Corkscrew
Screw you Kraken. No… Corkscrew you! This Kraken Corkscrew will open your wine in the coolest way possible. By having a Kraken attack your bottle and eat the cork. He loves eating the cork. He’s more of a corken really. Hey can anybody help me open this wine bottle? I can. Summon the Kraken! It is the ultimate kitchen accessory. He Kracks stuff open. And don’t forget about the Day of the Dead corkscrew.
Gothic Ravenskull Headdress
This Gothic Ravenskull Headdress puts bird skulls on your own skull. Obviously this is what people are raven about this season, while others crow. Speaking of, I always confuse ravens and crows. I once asked my dad, “Why are ravens and crows different?” and he said, “Just caws”. Very helpful as usual dad. Ravenskull sounds like one of them Harry Potter houses that the sorting hat picks out for you. Like, if you really wanted hufflepuff, but got ravenskull instead. What the hell is hufflepuff anyway. Sounds like the name of a paint huffing clown under some highway bridge. Whatevs.
Me Like Beer Bigfoot Bottle Opener
*Talking to Bigfoot* Me like beer. You like beer. We drink beer together and open them with this Bigfoot Bottle Opener. *Pops open our beers*
An hour later…
You shut yer big furry mouths, I’ll drink you under the table. What d’ya mean I’m making an ass o myself? Why you stinky man-ape, thems fightin’ words. One more thing. As long as we’re hanging out you’re gonna refer to me as Han and I’ll call you Chewy. Shut it. Just play along. Did you hit the hyperdrive or am I just seeing stars? *Passes out.*
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Fetus Keychain
Man I lose my keys all of the time. You know why? Cuz they arent attached to a giant pink fetus, obviously. There’s no way you lose your keys when there’s a fetus involved. Oh and the Fetus Keychain is squishy, so, you know, feel free to use it as a stress reliever or just strangle your fetus for no reason. I ain’t judging. They look like little aliens. It goes with this fetus for your wall.