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Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll

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Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll
We’ve seen our share of creepy dolls, but this one takes the cake, or, eh… Let’s Them Eat Cake. This Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll is a recreation of Marie Antoinette’s fate. Made of porcelain, this piece has a fully functioning guillotine and stands 24″ high and 22″ long. It also comes with a before picture before she was marched to the guillotine. That’s pretty thoughtful. You get a bit of horror and you get a bit of history. This pairs well with the guillotine necklace and will look great displayed with your other amazingly odd items.

I don’t know what the big deal is. If some chick declares that we can all eat cake, I’m down with that. Cake is delicious and I even like some of its songs. Because it’s also a music artist right? Ain’t no reason for heads to roll. Poor Marie. I hope she got some cake as a last meal. Let’s all honor the woman who just wanted to share cake with the world with this Let Them Eat Cake Horror Doll.

Tongue Earrings – You Have Good Taste…Buds

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Tongue Earrings - You Have Good Taste...Buds
Well, these Tongue Earrings will certainly lick the competition. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen pierced ears holding something else that is pierced. I was always told that a tongue in the ear was highly inappropriate, but I guess not. It’s not exactly my taste, but… I wonder if they leave your neck all moist as they swing and sway. They will give your ears real tongue-lashing.

Anyway, yes, these tongue earrings exist, and that is just the world we are living in. What else can I even say? It leaves me flabbergasted, Positively tongue-tied. If you like this, you’ll love the Freddy Krueger Tongue Phone.

Human Face Baseball Cap – Put Your Game Face On

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Human Face Baseball Cap - Put Your Game Face On
This Human Face Baseball Cap will let you put your game face on. Literally. Perfect for those of you who are two-faced, sh*t-faced, or tell bald-faced lies. You can blame it all on the extra face on your head. Take it to the ballpark so those behind you can be creeped out and wonder who you offed and how you sewed their face on your hat. Truly one of the most terrifying chapeaus I have ever seen. Probably because it is a chap. A chap’s face, at least. When you take this human face baseball cap off, it’s a face-off. During a double-header. Get it? Awesome piece of Creep Wear.

via Technabob

Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular

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Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular
Damn, that’s spooky. These Miniature LED Ghost Dolls are amazing. They have that ethereal glow that only comes from the afterlife. They come in 4 different poses, and all will scare the bejesus out of you. For real. I used to be full of bejesus, and now it’s gone. Where’d my bejesus go? Maybe it went to church. It’s about time. Mom’s always bugging me about it. Well, at least part of me went. At 1:12 scale, these will be perfect for creating a haunted doll house or a cool Halloween diorama that will get all of the attention. I’m gonna put these in my haunted doll house. I mean- Not mine. My friends. I don’t play with dolls. They’re called action figures and they’re collectable!

You have to love the ghostly glow on these LED Ghost Dolls. They levitate, they sit. The cast an eerie glow that seems to steal the warmth from your body. They send chills down my spine. Oh, wait, that might just be because I’m hiding in my refrigerator. Are they gone? The wi-fi in here sucks by the way. These dolls scare me almost as much as a screaming ghost head in a box.

Bat Ouija Board – Go Batty Summoning Spirits

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Bat Ouija Board - Go Batty Summoning Spirits
Check out this Bat Ouija Board. Now you can summon bat spirits as well as human spirits. I’m guessing. Not that you’ll get any answers from bats since it will all come out as E-E-K and E-E-E-E-K. Thanks for the wisdom guys. Did you just phantom guano on my shoulder? Yeah, that’s ectoplasmic bat scat, alright. I wonder if you can summon Batman with this thing. It would probably just tell me I had the wrong number. But you know me, I’ll keep trying until it blocks me.

This Ouija board will look awesome in a seance room or any room or belfry. Perfect for Halloween too. Go batty with it. I hope you talk to some chatty batties. Does it actually summon bats? Like some Jedi-Master spirit bat that can impart wisdom. Because that isn’t hard to do. Heck, I can summon a wise old bat without a spirit board. I’ll just call my mother. Whoa. Wait a minute… Is that what a motherboard is? Is it a board that summons mothers? That could be good, because there are definitely some milfs I’d like to summon if you know what I’m saying and I think you do. Check out more spirit boards.