Goth up your tree with these Skull and Bones Gothic Christmas Ornaments. Cuz Christmas trees should not be cheerful. These ornaments unleash the dark side of Christmas. Each Glass Ornament is 3.25in and has been filled with glitter. They also have a skull and crossbones on them. Joy to the world MFers!
Tag: gothic
Black Skeleton Bone Hands Tiara
Get your bony hands off of my Black Skeleton Bone Hands Tiara before I detach your digits. That’s what you’ll say when someone tries to steal this tiara off your head. Everyone knows you are the Skeleton Queen. Or at least the Skeleton Hands Queen. You’re gonna to look awesome wearing this girl. It’s like a skeleton is behind you, laying hands on you and reading your mind. Ohhhhhhh, you got some dirty thoughts! You wanna do what with who now? You gots some serious skeletons in the closet girl!
Gothic Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug – Good To The Last Drop
Zombies take a little nip from the Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug and it keeps them from rotting just a little while longer. It can help you too. It’s good for what ails you. This mug is the balm. I don’t know about you, but coffee makes me poo. If I drink from this Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug, embalming is gonna be out-balming real fast. This is the undertakers favorite mug, cuz they are hardcore like that.
Interior Frighting – Taxidermy Bat Lanterns
Check out these Taxidermy Bat Lanterns from Etsy seller horribell. I see what you did there. Wordplay is always fun. Nothing beats a dead flying rat caged in a lantern to really light up your room. Mood lighting? More like brood lighting. Those bats look like they’re getting electrocuted in some public lynching. Like they forgot the rope and so just strung them up instead and shocked them. Seriously these are beautiful and macabre. I’ll take all 3!
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Wear This Bat-Tastically Gothic Flying Bat Tiara
You can be queen of the flying bats with this Gothic Flying Bat Tiara. Or at least the Princess of flying bats. The Baroness of Batsylvania? The Governess of Guano? You owe it to yourself to wear this cuz wearing real bats in your hair? That’s a real s**t show! For real. Also not very hygienic. Wear your minions of the night proudly.