Set your drinks on something classy like these Gothic Damask Skull Coasters. They will go perfectly with your creepy chic decor. You get a set of 4 coasters filled with skulls. Cuz nobody likes stains on their tables and counters. I never leave a stain though. You know why? I do not stain cuz I abstain, which is the opposite of stain. That’s means you don’t cast your vote. It’s also a law term for courtrooms. Oh yeah? I also plead the fifth every night. You are in court every night? No, in the bar, where I ask for a fifth of Jack Daniels. Case closed!
Tag: gothic
Black and Gold Bat Teacup and Saucer
Of Course I’ll have some tea. Fill it up till you can’t see the bat anymore. This Black and Gold Bat Teacup and Saucer is soooo Gothic Chic. Absolutely batty. I like that little piece of chocolate they put on the saucer. I’ll have some more of those please. What do you mean I only get one? You ever seen a flying saucer lady? You about to see a flying cup and saucer if you don’t give me my damn chocolate!
Feel The Sting Of The Scorpion Skull Mirror
This Sting Of The Scorpion Skull Mirror looks pretty cool. I’ll just freshen myself up here and comb my hair, while I scare myself senseless cuz A. That mirror is creepy and I see myself within the skull and B. That scorpion now appears to be crawling on my mirror-face. In other words, I love it. By the way, did you hear the one about the scorpion who became a director? His name is David Pincher. Ha ha ha ha ha.
The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle
Be in darkness nevermore thanks to this cool and creepy The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle. “Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'” “Quoth me, Just give me that cool candle and shut your seed-hole! You are so negative bird! How about FOREVERmore instead of NEVERmore. God, I can’t be around you.” That’s why ravens and I don’t get along. I’m very rude. This is also why birds attack me in public. Oh man, I almost accidentally typed “pubic”. Thank God they don’t attack me there.
This candle is inspired by Poe’s poem The Raven. It will look great with your other Gothic decor.
Huge Vampire Journal For Your Interview With A Vampire
Damn that’s a big book! This Vampire Journal is perfect for those interviews with a vampire. Also great for vampires who want to write a list of their victims or keep a list on who has bad blood etc. I have bad blood by the way, just so we’re clear. No use biting me. This huge book has 100 blank and bound pages and a nicely detailed cover. Dear Diary… I vant to suck your blood, but I will settle for writing on your pages.