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C Is for Cthulhu: The Lovecraft Alphabet Book

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C Is for Cthulhu The Lovecraft Alphabet Book
C Is for Cthulhu: The Lovecraft Alphabet Book is a beautifully illustrated, premium alphabet board book, that features monsters and characters inspired by the mythos of H.P. Lovecraft. It will teach your kids their ABCs.

Want some ABC gum?

What’s that?

Already Been Chewed!

Eww you’re gross.

Suit yourself. More for me. This gum has been chewed and passed down to the chosen one since the dawn of time and chewing gum. The germs make me stronger.
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Cthulhu’s Coloring Book and Necronomicon of Sunny Day Doings

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Cthulhus Coloring Book and Necronomicon of Sunny Day Doings
The call of Cthulhu compels you to color creatively with the cute Cthulhu’s Coloring Book and Necronomicon of Sunny Day Doings. That was a mouthful. Also a keyboard-ful. The fearsome elder-thing known as Cthulhu has arrived with a tome of activities for adults. This book has word games, mazes, puzzles and dot-to-dots, pages for coloring and more. Do you feel the call of Cthulhu? I thought I did once, but it was just gas. I’m all better now. Was touch and go there for awhile though.

Cthulhu Lava Hourglass

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Cthulhu Lava Hourglass
I tell time the H.P. Lovecraft way, with this Cthulhu Lava Hourglass. What time is it? It’s half past Cthulu’s ass and a quarter to his balls. It doesn’t matter what time you ask me, that’s always the time. This hourglass is lava-ly. I mean lovely.

The lava slowly counts down to a dark awakening that spells our doom.

Awesome Cthulhu Journal

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Awesome Cthulhu Journal
This Cthulhu Journal looks pretty friggin’ cool man. Use it as a diary, or a journal, or a place to write your awesome yet unappreciated Cthulhu fan fiction titled “Titillated By Tentacles” aka Miskatonic Mistress. Or “A tentacle fondled my mountains of madness.” Or just you know, use it for grocery lists or something. But I really want to read your fan fiction. Sounds exciting and neurotic. I mean erotic. I mean. I don’t know what I mean.

Cthulhu Wood Bookends

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Cthulhu Wood Bookends
Unhand my books Cthulhu! You tentacled tyrant! These Cthulhu Wood Bookends are ironically not the ends of books at all, but rather a tentacled monster to hold up your books. Some people are confused easily, so had to point that out. Better get one of these and get Kraken on your reading? Get it? Kraken? I know, lame. But this thing won’t look lame on your shelf. It’ll look badass and Cthulhu-y.