Nine ball corner casket, I mean pocket. This Coffin Pool Table is all fun and games until you find out there’s a dead body in there that you have been whacking with your balls. That sounded dirty. I apologize. If I owned this, I think I would have to play with pool balls that look like bloody eyes. Also, what this needs is a skeleton hand in each hole that will put the balls back on the table for you. Did that sound dirty too? I can’t tell. Now I’m all self-conscious.
Tag: halloween
Gothic Halloween Coaster Set Featuring Dracula and The Wolfman
This Gothic Halloween Coaster Set is pretty cool. They will protect your surfaces and tickle your funny bone. Your humorous to be specific. Ha. I made a funny. They feature wolfman, dracula and Van Helsing. They are perfect for Halloween.
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Trick or Treat Hot Chicks Squad Skelly Statue
Whoa. I think I found the perfect girl. Nice bones. This Trick or Treat Hot Chicks Squad Skelly Statue is gonna look great on my shelf as a constant reminder that I could never get a babe this hot. She’s like Harley Quinn’s weirder Halloween obsessed sister and I like that, who is about to swing that bat at your head. I guess I have a thing for bad girls. Man, I hope I run into the Hot Chicks Squad. They’re like the A-Team only hotter. Obviously.
Horror Movie Necklaces
Do you even horror bro? Well, if ya do, check out these Horror Movie Necklaces. They’re not just for bros, but for bras too. No, I mean- Not for your bra. These necklaces are for everyone. All inclusive. Like a cruise you just won and get to hang on your neck. But much, much lighter. All of your favorite horror shows and movies are represented. They look pretty classy. Perfect for Halloween or any other time you want to up your creep-cred! Nobody steal that, that’s mine. I just said that and I’m pretty impressed.
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Mad Scientist Brain Specimen in a Jar Top Hat
I think I found my Halloween hat. This Mad Scientist Brain Specimen in a Jar Top Hat is gonna look awesome on my noggin. I’d tip my hat to you, but my brains would leak all over the place. On your suit, in your eye. HE BLINDED ME, WITH SCIENCE. Actually brain juice. Why are scientists so mad anyway? Probably cuz they don’t get enough sleep. Science is tiring. It should be called shy-ence cuz these dorks are all working alone in rooms underground and stuff.
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