Mind your own beeswax by displaying this macabre Beeswax Coffin Candle Set in your home or funeral parlor. Macabre. That’s a weird word. Should be said like mac-ab-bree, but people say mac-cobb. Words are weird. That’s okay, we like weird. Imma put a bunch of these on a birthday cake for a really old person and see if I get punched.
Tag: halloween
Paper Bats Halloween Wreath
It takes a lot of paper bats to make a Paper Bats Halloween Wreath this cool. Unless you’re a witch. Then you can just summon a swarm of bats that darkens the sky and command them to your front door. Of course that’s more of a barrier than a wreath. Maybe it’s both. That would be great. A great barrier wreath. haha. I made a funny. And this time I think I can change myself.
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Cthulhu’s Coloring Book and Necronomicon of Sunny Day Doings
The call of Cthulhu compels you to color creatively with the cute Cthulhu’s Coloring Book and Necronomicon of Sunny Day Doings. That was a mouthful. Also a keyboard-ful. The fearsome elder-thing known as Cthulhu has arrived with a tome of activities for adults. This book has word games, mazes, puzzles and dot-to-dots, pages for coloring and more. Do you feel the call of Cthulhu? I thought I did once, but it was just gas. I’m all better now. Was touch and go there for awhile though.
Cast Iron Skeleton Hand Bottle Openers
Hey, give me a hand with this bottle cap will ya? *Holds out my hand. Someone slaps one of these Cast Iron Skeleton Hand Bottle Openers in my hand* Uh… That’s not what I had in mind. Okay, I’ll try it. Have at it skeleton hand! Whoa! Pretty good. This thing pops caps easier than a LA street gang. *Shakes hands with the skeleton hand* You’re alright Mr. skeleton hand. Ohhhhh. You make a great back scratcher too. Nice.
Vampire Bat Door Knocker
What could be more welcoming than a Vampire Bat Door Knocker? That’s the kind of house I would walk up to and say, “Nice knockers!” and mean it. Gonna need a door mat to go with my door bat though. So Gothic, so spooky.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-choo. I’m a bat with a cold! Which means I can only take Nyquil, not Dayquil. Cuz I’m a bat see? I’m also batsy!