Check out these adorable Funko Universal Monsters. They have Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera, Metaluna Mutant, Wolfman, Mummy & The Creature from the Black Lagoon. All looking pretty damn adorable. You monsters clean up pretty well. You are all looking presentable and ready for my shelf. Try not to attack my other toys, k?
Tag: halloween
Shadow of Doom: Skull and Bones Candlestick
The Shadow of Doom: Skull and Bones Candlestick is heavy on the doom, but light on the gloom. It may even light up your room. Looks like I’m a poet and didn’t even know it. Bones… That’s what we need more of in our homes. Just make sure you feed it the perfect amount of calcium and this candlestick will be with you forever. Gotta take care of them bones.
Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies
Check out these Horror-Themed Oreo Cookies with awesome horror packaging. These limited edition flavors are scary delicious. You know what the most horrifying Oreo cookie is? That one that fell on the floor, but you ate it anyway, then a few minutes later, you had to pick cat hair and dirt off your tongue. It’s gross but, “The cookie compels you!” True dat! True dat!
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Werewolf Lycan Monster Bodysuit
The Werewolf Lycan Monster Bodysuit is ripped! Do you even wolf bro? This hairy dude has been getting his gains. Which isn’t easy since he only comes out on a full moon and that’s when Planet Fitness is always the most crowded. Dude is buff and tough. What are you gonna do when Wolf-a-mania runs wild on you brotha? Oh yeah!
Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder
Let Freddy Krueger lend a hand this Halloween. This Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder is just what you need to scare those sugared-up kids who ring your doorbell. Trick or treat. Smell Freddy’s feet. Let Freddy give you something good to eat. Then he’s gonna eat your soul! Hey. Why are you all running away and dropping candy all over the place? Whatever. More for me. This was all part of my plan. Scare kids, sweep up tons of dropped candy and score big this Halloween. Sadly, all of the good candy sinks to the bottom of their bags. All I got is candy corn here!