Nothing is more inviting to your guests than a Holographic Gold Cockroach Wreath on the door. Why do they call them cockroaches anyway? What are they like the chickens of the insect world? Do they make noise at the crack of dawn to wake you up? Is it because they have big wangs? That’s it, isn’t it? Holographic gold roaches sound like a luxury item. I like it.
Tag: halloween
Real Flower Skull Necklaces
Ohhhhhh pretty. I need these Real Flower Skull Necklaces like I need a flower growing out of my head. These necklaces are made with mixtures of natural wildflowers, moss, and lichen, all encased in clear eco resin. Each is unique. It’s all the flower power of the 60s with some very nice Goth sensibilities and with just a hint of the macabre. They are hypnotizing, mesmerizing and… I ran out of cool things to rhyme.
Cool UFO and Paranormal Dioramas
Do you love UFO’s and their other-worldly butt-stuff loving inhabitants? Or are you just a collector of cool and unusual UFO art? Then this multiplanes UFO diorama of Taken may just be the thing for you. LED lit, this diorama is comprised of over 15 elements/layers on 6 laser cut frames. Designed to be part of a set of 5, the series includes The Yeti, Kraken, Men in Black, and The Circus.
Hey aliens, thanks for the free ride and the butt-adjustment, but you could have given me my pants back and not put my underwear on my head.
Black Heart Soap
I don’t know about you, but I like to wash my hands with the hearts of my enemies and use their hair as loofas. So naturally, I dig this Black Heart Soap. I would never fib about these dark hearts, but I might defib them if I had the equipment. I hear what you’re thinking. That aorta make better jokes. Anyway, if you have a black heart, get all sudsy with it. I’m getting these so that my roommate can have a heart attack. You know, when I throw them at him.
Undead Mad Libs
Mad libs? Why are they mad? Did the conservatives win something again? I kid. I kid. We don’t get political here. We just get kinda crazy. The kind of crazy where you wake up and find toilet paper all over the house and a chicken carcass all over the floor, then you notice a Cthulhu themed blow up doll on the chandelier. But enough about last night. Mad libs are awesome. I’m mad about ’em. Even crazy for ’em. You know what’s better than them angry libs? Undead Mad Libs! Boom. Undead makes everything better. Except for your skin. This set features 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blank stories about the paranormal. It has stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and more. Oh yeah. I am going to be filling in some blanks tonight baby! Where’s my pencil?