I’ve met some evil women in my life. Real devils. Usually, they wear Prada. Sometimes they wear Cloven-Toed Pumps like these. I probably should have spotted that sooner. Also, probably should have noticed their tails. These shoes give you a camel-toe all day long. Gift these to the ladies with a demonic side, so we can all recognize them by their cloven hoof.
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These Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends demonstrate what happens when you read books. You got knowledge between your skull halves son. Brain matter. Smarts. Fancy word stuffs. Of course, if you put these on a high shelf and one falls and hits ya on the head, none of that matters, so… Let’s keep these at eye level k? K.
Nice tats sister. I always wanted to open my own tattoo shop called tats and ass. Too much? One of my slogans would be, “We put tats in bras.” Also our winter special would be “Cold as a witches tat.” Anyway, this Tattoo Skeleton Halloween Costume has some nice tats. It’s perfect for Halloween. If you are a dude wearing it, then it’s perfect for your Hallo-weenie. Of course, you could also go for the poison ivy look.
Check out this video to learn how to make some cool wire bat jewelry. I tried it myself, but the end result was just a ball of copper the size of a baseball with 2 ears. I probably shouldn’t let the liquor do the driving during craft hour. Which was actually 4 hours as far as I can tell and involved my pants coming off so I could collage my man-junk.
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Put some bats in your belfry with your boobies with this Black Bat Crop Top. It’s perfect for Halloween, but you really should wear this every day, just so I can make some more bats/boobs jokes. I’m pretty sure these bats look like they’re flying whenever you go jogging ladies. So I say let your bats fly free. Fly my lovely winged demons, fly!