This Gothic Bats Kimono can turn an innocent white dress into something edgy that screams “Unleash the bats.” The sleeves, the tiny stars, moons, and bats are all made using lace. This kimono cardigan can also be worn over your swimsuit if you are going for something gothic as you enjoy an afternoon at the beach. You’ll make the beach batty. Betty got Batty at the beach, biatch!
Tag: halloween
Mystic Black Cat Plaque
A black cat is normally associated with sorcery, the spirit world, magic, and anything that is mystic and scary. You also don’t want to encounter one on Friday the 13th. All prejudice and misconceptions aside, if you stumble upon a black cat in the dark, it can be pretty scary. Especially when they look like a sorcerer/ninja like this cat. The hood comes in different colors but the cat sculpture is as close to a real-life cat as possible. The green eyes, the size of the head, and the detailing make it very lifelike. You can display this Mystic Black cat indoors or outside.
Raven’s Heart Necklace
Can’t find something to wrap up for your gothic friend’s anniversary or milestone? Looking for something cool, and slightly dark and twisted, to wear that complements your outfit? Well, here’s something to rave about. This Raven’s Heart Necklace depicts a flying raven with a garnet bead for its heart. It is made using genuine leather that is coated with wax for longevity. At 4” by 3”, it is not so big that it feels like too much bird. The straps are also made of leather. The bird is the word peeps!
Bird Skull Halloween Ornaments
Decorating your Halloween tree isn’t for the birds. Or maybe it is. These Bird Skull Halloween Ornaments are going to look amazing on your All Hallows Eve tree. Here’s a joke for ya. What do you call a bird in a pastry? A magpie. Get it? Well, it’s not so much a joke as it the ramblings of an insane person, but still. What do you call a bunch of birds lining up for poured drinks? A crow bar.
Skeleton F You Middle Finger Fork
Check out this Skeleton F You Middle Finger Fork. At last, I can give the middle finger to broccoli, peas, and cauliflower. F you vegetables. In fact, F you to anything that’s not a cupcake pretty much. That’s why you’re morbidly obese. What? Ain’t nothing morbid about it. I’m just fat as f**k! A fat F**k making a donut run. You want anything while I’m out? Ow, my heart hurts! Do me a favor and punch me right there? OFF! That’s the spot. Kicked back into gear. All good now.